OKAY CAN SOMEBODY EXPLAIN TO ME HOW THE FUCK YOU SHIP A PACKAGE OF COOKIES TO A FRIEND WHO LIVES IN NEW

OKAY CAN SOMEBODY EXPLAIN TO ME HOW THE FUCK YOU SHIP A PACKAGE OF COOKIES TO A FRIEND WHO LIVES IN NEW JERSEY, ONLY TO HAVE IT NOT GET THERE ON TIME BECAUSE IT SOMEHOW ENDED UP IN GUAM?

I JUST

GUAM?

i always convince myself i dont sound that weird and then i go out in the world and get involved in anything longer than transactional small talk and its like ohhh thats right ive only been hanging out with gay people who speak in riddles

Okay damn this is making me too emotional I wasn't expecting to feel this much today ;.;

The future is unsuspecting

I am the sight of the blind, a child's foolish game

the hope of a chance in the ramble

like marbles in the pocket of an errant god.

how do i move on from this.

It pains me how much it resembles my own school of thoughts

What's that poem about the cockroach and the moth where the cockroach is like "I wish I've ever wanted anything the way that moth wanted to burn itself up in that lantern" because we had to read that in high school and it still fucks me up to this day

WHY IS THE FAULT IN OUR STARS SO SAD NO ONE PREPARED ME FOR THIS