Me Except I Dont Go To Sleep Before 11pm

me except i dont go to sleep before 11pm

Me, who has never had a drop of whiskey, adds an ungodly amount of creamer and sweetener in my coffee, and beddie bye is 9:30 at the latest: I TAKE MY WHISKEY NEEEAAAAAT

My COFFEE BLACK AND MY BED AT THREEE

You're TOO SWEET FOR ME

just painted my nails purple (yes. bcs of yr.)

the thing hozier does with his voice on "take my whiskey neeeeEattt" is heroin into my veins

Bad Young Royals spinoff ideas:

Vincent and August Try to Get Nils a Boyfriend

Without a Trace: What Happened to Rousseau?

Madison McCoy's Guide to Third-wheeling and How to Survive It

I feel like the recurring theme of Hozier's works is "We are fucked. But might as well enjoy the intercourse while we're here, right?" And I'm all for it.

i really cant get over the fact that hozier is singing in my country tomorrow and im. not. going.

when i tell u i cried several times over this im not joking