Every Day I Fantasize About Technology Advancing To A Point Where We're Able To Easily Create And Put

Every day I fantasize about technology advancing to a point where we're able to easily create and put on a VR headset and interact with a massive guy of our choice. Like at some point it should be possible right??? 10 years from now rubbing a 2000 pound heavy Zhongli's belly in a realistic simulation, like I would kill for that, I cannot wait for it to be possible some day

Ho-ly shit he’s ginormous! What does Neuvillette‘s face even look like under all that flab?

If you somehow get his permission to climb his body, this is what'd you'd see if you'd look down from his chest. Quite the sight, isn't it?

Your new pic of Naegi is so damn good. Could you please post all your pics of Makoto Naegi again?

Thank you, and sure! He's by far one of my favorite DR guys to see fat, I gotta draw him more often

All the lore you've written for nuvillette implies that it's possible for him to cover all of Teyvat, how would that even look like?

Neuvillette is already huge, but for him to cover all of Teyvat (excluding Inazuma) he'd have to be at least 57 times as big in every direction, and at his current rate of growth he'd get that big in 28500 years.

However.

What I didn't take into consideration is what would actually happen a couple more centuries in the future when Neuvillette has grown enough to reach the shore below him.

Considering he gains energy (which is then immediately stored into his body as fat) with water, and only rain was enough for him to become such a behemoth, I am quite afraid of how things could suddenly escalate out of control once he starts to make contact with the sea itself.

If you say that Zhongli could have the potential in approaching the size of Neuvilette by food alone, how would he get fatter when he gets too fat to even feed himself? Sure he might get someone else to do it, but when he gets so fat that it’s too much of a hassle for the individual, what then?

The same way the heaviest of Fontainians do it; eating from a pumped hose attached to a huge container so he never goes hungry again, and upgrading the size of the containers as he continues growing fatter and requires even more food <333

Currently working on an updated illustration of Neuvilelette's size in the AU, hyperblob incoming soon ;]