"I-I'm Sorry, I Just... Can't Seem To Stick To My Diet."

"I-I'm sorry, I just... can't seem to stick to my diet."

(Makoto Naegi from Danganronpa)

Fontainian Weight Class Chart Part 2 (The Immobile Classes)

Can barely see anything, eh? I guess they're way too massive to properly fit in a canvas. Here you have each individual image with additional info:

And here's a super wide image of all the classes. It's super pixely even on PC so it's more for fun to get an idea of their sizes:

All the lore you've written for nuvillette implies that it's possible for him to cover all of Teyvat, how would that even look like?

Neuvillette is already huge, but for him to cover all of Teyvat (excluding Inazuma) he'd have to be at least 57 times as big in every direction, and at his current rate of growth he'd get that big in 28500 years.

However.

What I didn't take into consideration is what would actually happen a couple more centuries in the future when Neuvillette has grown enough to reach the shore below him.

Considering he gains energy (which is then immediately stored into his body as fat) with water, and only rain was enough for him to become such a behemoth, I am quite afraid of how things could suddenly escalate out of control once he starts to make contact with the sea itself.

Could Neuvillette lose weight? I know that as people get fatter, it gets easier for them to lose weight (which is why some can lose 10 pounds in 1 week, and etc).

How can Neuvillette speak? How is he heard from all those solid, thick rolls of fat? How does he see? How does he even walk? If Neuvillette started to lose weight, would he ever get back to normal?

And how does he even EAT?

*You dont have to answer ALL these questions but one would be nice*

Unfortunately I don't think there's really any way for Neuvillette to ever lose any weight. He can't move an inch of his body to burn a fraction of a calorie, and diets don't really do anything since, well, he doesn't eat food. And even if somehow he managed to lose weight by some logic-bending miracle, in just a couple of days when it rains again he will put on hundreds of extra pounds, rendering it useless.

He can't speak nor see! There are just WAY too many tons of fat sitting on top of his face, there's no way he has the strength to move his cheeks, he's completely immobilized from head to toe, and no, he obviously can't walk, he hasn't been able to stand up for over 450 years.

As I mentioned in the first paragraph, he doesn't eat! As the Hydro Dragon, his main source of nutrition was and still is water, which provides him with all the energy he needs (and maybe too much of it)

I have three kinks for you to rate! (Was gonna be two, then thought a bit more…whoops!)

1. POV Gaining: Whether someone enjoys getting a glimpse at what their future might hold, or getting into perspective at just what a particular character deals with daily and how they see themselves, I think POV gaining’s pretty fun! Seeing how their belly slowly (or rapidly!) takes up their view, seeing their struggles and contrast, at huuuge sizes seeing the chins, cheeks even, the sweat, sandbag chest, jackets of arm-lard, and little else…and that’s not even mentioning what it’d look like while they dress, eat, or travel…imagine them in tiny car, being fed or at lunch, seeing them put on a shirt that seems to fit, but they can’t see how they spill out from behind, or the extra inch revealed as at the bottom…

2. Generational/Family Gaining: Pretty common trope with you ;) Seeing large families, similar in build or attitude, but a difference in height, definitely in weight, the contrast there, along with the ‘normalcy’ of becoming another bed bound family member in a very thick, very wide family tree…of course, this had to start somewhere, some lovely couple that loved a little too much, and brought that love into families for generations, and those traditions spread out to every single member, no one untouched by the genes, and only recursive, since no one’ll change them, hell, probably add another one!

3. Rapid Gaining: For you in particular, I mean it in the sense of rapid over time, in the way that someone might gain 50 pounds in a month, then 100 over half a month, 200 over a year, then skipping numbers and breaking three milestones of a broken couch, outgrown cars, and needing more than one seats traveling, all in the span of a week or weekend…

Alright, lemme see!

No | rather not | I dunno | I guess | Sure | Yes | FUCK yes | Oh god you don’t even know |

I love playing with perspectives cause there's so much to write about on a topic like weight gain, and the way you describe it is SOOO good. I don't often find myself imagining POV scenarios cause Im more of a feeder than a feedee, but it's always fun to sometimes try to get into the eyes of a certain character and see how they live with such obesity through their view. I would actually love to implement that but it's hard to make POV art in such a way, but It always lives in a hidden corner of my mind

2. No | rather not | I dunno | I guess | Sure | Yes | FUCK yes | Oh god you don’t even know |

LOOOVE dis one, you already know how it's pretty much the whole premise of my OC Anthony with the tradition of his family to get super fat. Biggest thing I love about weight gain is when it almost seems unavoidable and the environment they're in just pushes them to continue growing more obese, looooooove

3. No | rather not | I dunno | I guess | Sure | Yes | FUCK yes | Oh god you don’t even know |

I know fast weight gain is a common kink, but unfortunately it's not my thing, whether it be instant weight gain or over the span of just some days, I don't really feel anything with it. The slow, realistic buildup and eventual spiraling weight over the span of months is much more my thing cause there's time to develop the consequences and changes in the life of the character because of it and I find that much more attractive than simply the physical growth of the character

If you say that Zhongli could have the potential in approaching the size of Neuvilette by food alone, how would he get fatter when he gets too fat to even feed himself? Sure he might get someone else to do it, but when he gets so fat that it’s too much of a hassle for the individual, what then?

The same way the heaviest of Fontainians do it; eating from a pumped hose attached to a huge container so he never goes hungry again, and upgrading the size of the containers as he continues growing fatter and requires even more food <333