Pulled Out My Signature Overthinking Hat And Came Up With A Realistic Explanation Of What A Water Person

Pulled out my signature overthinking hat and came up with a realistic explanation of what a water person like Wade would have to eat to end up that huge

does rudy like men (pressing my index fingers together and looking at him so sweetly)

Yeas….Bi king

We might have a chance 😔

Huhu, alright alright I'm adding him to my roster of OCs >:]

His name is Rudy, a 26 year old easy-going guy from the Texas countryside. He lives with his family and works on their farm diligently.

He's got a knack for cooking, but his specialty is grilling meat, 'cause "Darlin', it ain't a good day if I ain't filled up my tank on some good ol' meat at least twice!"

He grew up with his father and two younger brothers and doesn't remember her mom as she passed away shortly after his younger brother was born, so he become very masculine and your stereotypical "countryside Texan". Rudy's very talkative and easy to get along with, beloved by the little town they live in, and always inviting whoever drops by the farm to eat BBQ with him.

Despite his morbid obesity, he tries his best to help his father with the farm and animals. Standing long times or having to move a lot is very tiring, so he takes charge of less tasking tasks such as supervising their livestock's feeding times, negotiating with nearby merchants to sell their produce, and his favorite; driving his tractor "Becky" around, whether to plow and tile the farmland, or just to get around more easily instead of constantly heaving his body.

Was struck by cupid's arrow or something and now I really want him fat.

Are Rudy's brothers and father obese too?

They sure are!

Rudy's still the fattest one by far, but... let's say keeping their stomachs full is in their genes

I gotta make an actual pinned post dangit