Blhaj PlushJectum

Blåhaj PlushJectum

[blåhaj PlushJectum]

An objectum term for those attracted to the Ikea shark plush known as blåhaj, pronounced blue-hai, be it romantic, aesthetic, sexual, platonic, alterious or other.

Requested by @rwuffles ' anon!

Please read the dni in pinned before interacting thank you

why did they place the zipper......okay

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you need to have sex with plushes... dont just hump them or fuck them, you need a little foreplay. kiss them. hold them against your body. bring their soft crotch up to your mouth and lick the flat bit of fabric there. run your tongue along the seam. make them kiss down your neck before you rub their nose and mouth against your cock. take your time with them, you're gonna be doing it every night from now on anyway...

I find it funny when people hate on plushophilia, it’s literally hurting NO ONE.

Plushies aren’t a living and breathing thing, they aren’t organic. IT’S AN OBJECT.

I get it that it’s “weird” but many things are weird and labeled weird by society. but that doesn’t mean it’s inherently bad or harmful. So what the hell is the point in shaming plushophiles?? Literally nothing.

childhood friends to lovers but its someone and a stuffed animal theyve had since they were a kid