Plushiewannabe - I Like Plushies... Alot - Tumblr Blog

I WANT A 3DS SO BAAAD I used to have one as a kid but the charger port broke 💔 and also I just want a new one, they aren't THAT expensive... I still have some of my physical 3ds games... UGH I'm just on the fence abt buying a completely new one

wait... you're thinking about gay sex and killing yourself again aren't you

Listen to the little voice in your brain telling you to act hornier. That's an angel talking and she's telling you how to get to heaven

morning wood is actually your penis telling you to fuck your plushies fun fact!

Before work today the stars were really visible and bright (I have to get up early for work for context) but they were so pretty I had to show them to my boyfriend and girlfriend (plushies) so I had a really romantic moment with them under the stars, it was nice...

The intimacy of snuggling with a plushie, pulling your shirt up so you can feel its fur against your bare skin, rubbing its soft little body against yours...

Really cute limited edition mohair teddy bears (+ a cat friend) by Hermann Teddy

made a silly gif of kyla

(ignore the weird bg, it wouldnt go away)

she spinnin frr!!!

Drew an airplane body pillow that I wanna cuddle with, if only airplanes were real...

Don't know how you people be so freaky in public. I'm more of a hidden freak. If I ever tried to be that way in public I'd explode methinks

the fact that people dont see the inherent eroticism in cuddling with a plushie and just dismiss it as childish is genuinely insane to me. like do you even believe in love or are you this lifeless all the time

I would not survive in a gay bar

Global 7500 cutes tummy bulge from eating the ground crew, u see. Not even ashamed about it.

anyway being objectum is so awesome. like. isn't it fucking incredible that we can feel nice and lovey and fuzzy emotions from things that most people probably don't even give a second thought to? isn't it fucking amazing to have so many unique ways we can give affection (and to maybe even be able to interpret affection from objects?) isn't it so fucking cool that we get to experience the world this way?

in this house we stand for this flag (also)

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when you jack off to fighter jets w/dicks AGAIN after you promised yourself you’d STOP!!! :(

the reason they separate planes by size at the airport is because left to their own devices the bigger planes will eat the smaller planes

I love my plushies because they are love. They are made to be love. To love you. I think that's very nice. In a world so cruel that we have managed to craft our love into something so concentrated and pure.

I want to fuck a ac unit so bad. Imagine it being so submissive and obedient. What do you mean they aren’t submissive?? Ac units work their ass off every day :(( kms