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Touch Starved | S.R.

Spencer Reid x Fem!Reader

summary: Reader doesn’t like people touching her, tell the right person does.

genre: fluff

total word count: 559

A/N: this is my first oneshot on tumblr so, I hope you like and enjoy!

       As a kid Y/N had no contact with the outside world. Her parents were strict and never allowed her to do much, other than go to school. Even there she never made many friends. All her life she was never touched maybe that’s why she is the way she is now.

     Exiting the elevator, Emily hot on Y/N tail rambling on about something, Y/N wasn’t paying attention. Her bored expression made others laugh around her. After getting to her desk Y/N sat down. She put her head on the desk groaning.

    A deep chuckle made her sit up. She looked up only to see Spencer laughing from his desk in front of her. “Wow, laughing at my misery. How gentlemen like.” Y/N said, sarcasm dripping from her words.

     Spencer just chuckles again, “Long night?” he asks. Y/N just groans. “Well i have a file for you so don't fall asleep on me.” She just chuckles silently as a response.

   Spencer heads over to the side of her desk. As he hands her the file, their fingers touch. Spencer doesn’t seem to mind, but Y/N quickly moves her hand away with wide eyes. Reid looks at her with furrowed brows.

    “I-i’m sorry. I-i don’t know what that was.” Y/N says reaching a hand to her hair.

    Spencer has a blank face for a second, thinking. Then he suddenly moves closer to her. Y/N backs up a bit, but Spencer just comes even closer. She looks around, avoiding eye contact and noticing that the rest of the team is not focusing on them.

     A hand grabs her chin gently. It feels nice and warm. He makes her look into his eyes. Spencer seems like he is studying Y/N for a reaction, which he gets when she leans into his touch.

   His brain is working through everything file to find something to connect it. He had noticed she avoided touching anyone and when she does get touched, she moves away fast. It hadn’t clicked tell now.

  “Y/N?” Her eyes widened as she tried to move away from his hand only for him to move both his hands to cup her face. “Did you know humans are wired to be touched. From birth until the day we die, our need for physical contact remains? Being touch starved, which is also known as skin hunger or touch deprivation, occurs when a person experiences little to no touch from other living things.”

     When Y/N didn’t respond Spencer began moving his thumbs along her cheeks. “Is this okay?” He asks, suddenly feeling insecure. As he began taking his hands away Y/N brought her hand on top of his. 

     “NO! I-i mean no. It’s okay.” She says with a smile. Before anything else can happen between the two, Hotch busts out of his office telling everyone to get ready to leave. Y/N quickly stands up with a blush on her face.

     She gets her go bag before turning around and facing Spencer. He has his go bag ready and before Y/N can pass him, he grabs her wrist. “C-can i hold your hand?” He asks.

     She only nods so, he quickly intertwines their hands with a smile. Emily and Derek look at them smugly. Everyone got into the elevator before it finally closed. The two lovebirds smiling with their hands together.

rollercoaster - timothée chalamet

𝐫𝐞𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐛𝐲 : no one, i just had this idea in the back of my head for a little while now.

𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 : the reader starts a livestream and gets bombarded with comments telling her to get on tiktok with timmy. completely confused, she looks at the tiktoks made of him and shows him, making him flustered all on the livestream.

𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 : timmy being a cute baby, references to sex

𝐌 𝐀 𝐒 𝐓 𝐄 𝐑 𝐋 𝐈 𝐒 𝐓

you’d heard of tiktok before but you’d never thought to jump on there and become a ‘tiktoker’.

many of your fans would’ve liked it and you’d appeared in many of your friends’ tiktoks but you never really thought much about making one.

you got up from the bed that you and timmy were both laying in, him groaning in protest since he wanted to cuddle more.

“big baby.” you muttered, grabbing your laptop from the nightstand beside you and walking over to grab it’s charger.

you then returned to your spot on the bed, opening up your laptop so your phone would have something to sit up on.

going to instagram and starting up a live video, you waved as you watched many people pile in to see you.

“hi guys!” you greeted making timothée look up at you to see who you were talking to. he saw the phone and just assumed you were on a live stream.

he snaked his arm around your stomach, pulling you back.

the people watching could only see his arm but they knew who it was since your relationship was no secret.

𝐮𝐬𝐞𝐫𝗼𝐧𝐞 we can always trust y/n to give us content

you laughed at that comment, moving your hand back so you could run it through his hair.

“he’s being a huge baby right now.” you said, more comments toppling in at your statement.

𝐮𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐭𝐰𝗼 Y/N REACT TO THE TIMMY TIKTOKS

you raised your brow at that one. “timmy tiktoks?” you asked. “how about it, guys? should i look at some ‘timmy tiktoks’?” you questioned, joking mostly.

it would be fun to see what they were talking about though.

𝐮𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐭𝐡𝐫𝐞𝐞 look at what they say about ur man, queen

𝐮𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐟𝗼𝐮𝐫 pls dont let her see mine, god

𝐮𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐟𝐢𝐯𝐞 people on tiktok are wild 😔

𝐮𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐢𝐱 pLS QUEEN

a soft laugh made its way out of your mouth due to the use of ‘queen’ in the comments and the way there seemed to be a lot of tiktoks about him.

“alright, fine.” you nodded your head, downloading the app onto your computer. once it was installed and you had made your account, you were already confused.

“there’s so much happening already.” you muttered. hearing timothée chuckle beside you, you whined. “i promise i’m not that old.” you said.

𝐮𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧 tell us ur user tho

𝐮𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 OH SHIT GTG DELETE EVERY TIKTOK IVE MADE ABOUT TIMOTHÉE

𝐮𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐞 we’re about to get exposed

you typed into the search bar: timothée chalamet. there were lots of videos, more than you and thousands of other people could count. “holy shit, people on here love you.” you murmured which caused him to give you a squeeze since his arm was still very much hooked around your stomach.

“oh no-” he said, suddenly feeling a little shy all of the sudden.

“wait, what’s this one-” you stopped mid sentence to click on a video.

𝐮𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐧 here we go ladies and gentlemen

𝐮𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐥𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧 who suggested this cus now i wanna fight

𝐮𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐭𝐰𝐞𝐥𝐯𝐞 what the hell did i just come into

𝐮𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐞𝐧 y/n will u still love us after this 😔

“what- of course i will!” you reassured now focusing on the loud tiktok. “rollercoasters i wanna ride on in 2020? why is this in the hashtag- OH.” your eyes widened when you realized what was going on. at first it was showing actual rollercoasters but now it was showing pictures of your boyfriend.

“what?” timothée spoke up, not paying attention what was going on on the screen.

“nothing, bébé.” you shook your head, biting down on your lip to keep in your shock and laughter.

𝐮𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐟𝗼𝐮𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐞𝐧 YALL SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN U SUGGEST SHIT

𝐮𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐟𝐢𝐟𝐭𝐞𝐞𝐧 STOP CORRUPTING MY BABIES ILL FIGHT

𝐮𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐢𝐱𝐭𝐞𝐞𝐧 im tryna ride on that rollercoaster too, that person aint special

“you knowwww? i think that’s enough tiktok for today.” you laughed, grabbing your phone and shutting your laptop.

“i didn’t even get to watch them.” timothée whined. “you better appreciate the fact that you didn’t get to see it.” you nudged him back.

𝐮𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐞𝐧 this is why we cant have nice things

𝐮𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐞𝐞𝐧 who told her to do that, im coming to throw their ass off a roof

𝐮𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐭𝐞𝐞𝐧 you should’ve watched the one where they were like: omw to audition to be the peach in cmbyn.

that comment definitely caught your eye since you had watched the peach scene and you were sure you’d never forget it.

“the PEACH?” you shouted, not realizing how loud your screech was.

“did- did i just read that correctly...” timothée chimed in, his mouth in the shape of an ‘o’.

“this is where i log off and never log back on.” you joked, ending the live soon after.

If you ever can’t sleep, try listening to Matthew reading Poe.

little doe [2] peter parker

[Warnings] aged up peter parker x oc, multiverse oc, peter being domestic af, mj exists but she’s not with peter, doe goes into heat, dd lg dynamic, broken english, some sexy stuff, fingering

A/N: Thank you for the feedback on the last post! 

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