poinsettia89 - boring ass side blog
poinsettia89
boring ass side blog

Kinky NSFW of all kinds (mostly preg-centric! If that isn't your thing, just be warned!). Sideblog for general NSFW is @chefcrawdaddy. 18+, obviously— minors, get outta here, you are not welcome in any way. Absolutely no fucking tolerance for maps or terfs or anything of the sort, y'all fuck right off. 24, they/she, bi and vaguely ace. Feel free to shoot a DM my way- nothing crazy right off the bat, obviously. Just be respectful. ^^ Open to literate RP (as a carrier only)! And, of course, everything on this blog is fiction and fantasy. I have no desire for this kink to be any part of my life outside of this, so I don't want any personal inquiries about it for myself, thanks! 

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poinsettia89
4 months ago

Preg Fic Trope Poll!

This is just for the sake of my own curiosity. I know a lot of these usually come in pairs or as a trio in fics, but I really want to know what the number 1 is for some people! (I might be missing some, so feel free to say or exposit on your fave in reblogs or what have you)

poinsettia89
4 months ago
Prove Me Wrong

prove me wrong 🤷

poinsettia89
4 months ago

me? oh yeah, i’m totally normal. i just saw your lil belly pouch in that bodycon dress and now i’m literally aching to get you pregnant


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poinsettia89
4 months ago

Spooky Season Day #3

Concept: You're a packless werewolf on the run from a lousy ex who wanted to keep you as little more than a breeder. He had no idea that he'd succeeded in knocking you up, otherwise you'd never have escaped. But with your belly full of quickly-growing cubs and no safe haven in sight, you're growing desperate. Will you find an alpha to take you in before you're forced to give birth alone? And what will their protection cost you?

(A Spooky Season prompt. Feel free to put it to good use! 😘)

poinsettia89
5 months ago

Protective guard dog with his pregnant charge is so so so good, but also something about a pregnant bodyguard getting too fat with babies to really fulfill this purpose anymore...the conflict between liking his growing body, being full of children, and having a hard time walking after a certain point, never mind trying to fight.

Maybe his charge has to take up arms himself; the bodyguard is now the precious thing that needs to be protected.


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poinsettia89
5 months ago

its SO hot when someones too knocked up to effectively sit at a desk / do something at a table or counter or something and they have to reach around their hugely pregnant belly

poinsettia89
5 months ago

I want the rough breeding type sex that can only be described as 'mounting' or 'mating'. Nothing but sheer instinctual animalistic desire coursing through our veins. Be so blinded by your need to fill me up that we don't care if we're not using protection, I NEED to be filled with your seed.

poinsettia89
5 months ago

ᡣ𐭩 ᶻ 𝗓 𐰁

poinsettia89
5 months ago
poinsettia89 - boring ass side blog
poinsettia89
5 months ago

Is it so hard to collar me and leave hickeys all over me and then breed me to show I’m yours? Is that too much to ask for?


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poinsettia89
5 months ago

dom who cant keep their hands off you when you're pregnant with their litter; they cant help it they need you so bad they NEED to be inside you and feel the way you clench down on their dick when they grab your growing belly

poinsettia89
5 months ago
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poinsettia89
5 months ago

Think about lactation right now. I gotta spend time going in depth on my kinks on here.

I love the idea of nipples getting more sensitive the more your tits fill with milk. Sloshing with gravity, swaying with the sway of your hips as you walk.

I love the idea of someone sucking the milk. Tugging on your breast and rolling the nipples in their fingers. Being addicted to your milk and desperate to get their fill.

I love the idea of being cock drunk, but milk drunk is such a lovable concept as well. As if your milk is filled with pheromones that can make someone cum just from the taste.

I need more lactation stuff. 

poinsettia89
5 months ago
poinsettia89 - boring ass side blog
poinsettia89 - boring ass side blog
poinsettia89 - boring ass side blog
poinsettia89
5 months ago
poinsettia89 - boring ass side blog
poinsettia89 - boring ass side blog
poinsettia89 - boring ass side blog
poinsettia89
5 months ago
poinsettia89 - boring ass side blog
poinsettia89 - boring ass side blog
poinsettia89
5 months ago

sorry that my dick throbbed when you whined about how big it is. on a side note it's ok if i get you pregnant right

poinsettia89
5 months ago

Having rough sex with a vampire and not realizing you're going through a rapid pregnancy after they're done with you. You wake up one day plump and heavy, your back straining to handle all of the sudden extra weight. Beneath the taut skin is the half-unborn you never expected to have, kicking and pushing from the inside.

poinsettia89
5 months ago
Detective X Femme Fatale But Theyre Both Pregnant And Also Lesbians

detective x femme fatale but they’re both pregnant and also lesbians

poinsettia89
5 months ago
Perfectly Tight Breeder
Perfectly Tight Breeder
Perfectly Tight Breeder
Perfectly Tight Breeder

Perfectly tight breeder💋🥚

poinsettia89
5 months ago
Mom Has Been Pushing For Two Hours Now. She Is Making Progress And We Can See How Bulgy She Is As She

Mom has been pushing for two hours now. She is making progress and we can see how bulgy she is as she continues to crown.

poinsettia89
5 months ago
Doctor Supports Mom As She Births Her Baby. Notice How Stretched Her Labia Are And How Distended Her

Doctor supports mom as she births her baby. Notice how stretched her labia are and how distended her bottom is.

poinsettia89
5 months ago

Reblog if you roleplay birth

Let me know who you are! :)

poinsettia89
6 months ago
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