Mandalorians As Immigrant Dad Things.

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Mandalorians as immigrant dad things.

Boba Fett

- always yelling over the damn phone

- like never ever talks at a normal volume when he’s on a call with anyone

- you call him up to check on him and nearly go deaf in one ear it’s SO bad

Paz Viszla

- never ever apologizes

- just brings sliced fruit on a plate and wordlessly puts it on the bedside table

Din Djarin

- finds out his kid likes something and gets it for the rest of their lives

- if he gets the idea that Grogu likes pineapple or smth then that’s what he’s gonna eat for the next ten years

The Armorer

- “back on Mandalore-”

- always talking about her home planet but only the most random things

- “Momma I can’t sleep”

“Kill a bantha and cook the gallbladder”

“Wh- why would I do that”

“It’s what we did back on Mandalore, and it worked”

my brain filled with boba thoughts rn all of them FILTHY

Like I can just hear him saying this:

“oh that’s it, princess. that’s all your pretty little pussy needed, hmmm? To slick yourself up all over daddy’s fingers. So needy because you want me to open you up like this. I know it feels so good, sweet one. I know. Can you be a good girl and let me have a little more? That’s it, there’s my girl, all ready for daddy’s cock now. Isn’t that right, princess? Is that what you want? Talk to me.”

this is me all day

John

they always be caked UP

went to a military base and good lord them fine ass men in uniform had me 😩😩😩

like why are yall yelling at the soldiers and not me ? dont talk down to them talk down to me 🤭 and gyatt damn the way they didnt even spare me a fucking glance made me feel some type of way (im down bad and delusional)