if you stare directly at reality,you'll end up going blind! so, do it in moderation (^^♪
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the reason wizards aren't into cryptography and shit anymore is because of tiktok & cocomelon. embedding your mystery teachings in a 5,000 word substack article renders it as inaccessible to the modern reader as an alchemical rebus written backwards and upside-down in aramaic. you only get into trouble if you can argue your heresies in under 240 characters, in which case they're probably not even worth persecuting in the first place.
My friend loveloveloath and I all dressed up for a day trip.
Can i be sensitive for 1 second or will i be tackled and killed
Everything moved on perfectly without you...
I just saw a DNI for "evil intentions". nobody puts up a warding talisman anymore just a fucking DNI
how it feels when the social engagement you didn't want to go to in the first place gets cancelled for unrelated reasons
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two halves one soul
literally just putting on a hoodie for the first time in the season was enough to pull me front. hm
technically it's more like a rediscovery anniversary, but it's the first time the knowledge has managed to stick for a full year, so i think it counts
we should do something fun! ... i don't know what though
just realized our sysversary is next sunday. wow...
its okay dude im not becoming evil muhaha. sorry i mean haha. dont know what happened there muhaha. sorry i mean
Statue of giant a giant rabbit eating a man
location: Czech Republic
by: Adam Trbušek
[stantwt voice] anyway stream POP IN 2
(memcho is the one with the horns)
memcho from oshi no ko is canonically OtY transage. just so everyone knows
memcho from oshi no ko is canonically OtY transage. just so everyone knows
i feel like i've been using all my words to socialize lately - which is good! it's been very cool that we've been able to talk to others on a daily basis without losing our minds. massive progress. but now that i'm having a good rambly day, i'm also realizing how healing it is to just infodump into the void about whatever crosses my mind without having to consider the audience or flow of conversation or anything like that
people who don't know anything about academics: man y'all are stuffy and boring what's up with that? actual academics: *too busy fist-fighting each other over the beryllium problem or the existence of a dentistry profession in ancient egypt to reply*
From the top of your brain to the bottom of your rectum, we’ve got all your body parts in snuggly, colorful forms.
trying to groom an old guy "youre so mature for 50"
Btw much as I love to make fun of twitter and reddit's business decisions, I have 0% trust in tumblr's management to not go a similar route so this is your gentle reminder that you should regularly go to your blog settings to export your blog. That's a fancy way of saying you can download a backup of your blog so if everything goes down you'll still have a backup of your posts & convos.
I love watching documentaries about amusement park accidents because all of the park officials are saying, "Oh, dear god, none of us could have anticipated that the roller coaster car would detach, this is a freak accident, an act of god!" and then the narrator is like "The Dicktwister 9000 was a known safety hazard and rabies vector since its inception. It was designed by disgraced Cirque du Soleil clown John Roosters, who had never seen a math textbook."
someone out there probably needs to see these