ponkatron - Sir Ponkatron Wurstling III 🌭
Sir Ponkatron Wurstling III 🌭

Ponk; Bi Guy; Polyglot. Sassy Slytherin. The love of my life is a tiny weiner dog named Klaus. Amateur Podficcer. Multifandom. Banner: @cloudburst-ink

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10 months ago
Hey Runners (and Walkers)! Thought This Might Be Helpful :)

Hey runners (and walkers)! Thought this might be helpful :)

10 months ago

love shakespeare. did a hamlet run tonight, looked someone dead in the eye to say “am i a coward?” during a speech and the fucker shrugged and nodded

10 months ago

the cinematic migraine experience of spending the entire day like “why do i feel so bad so Suddenly what the fuck Triggered This what did i DO” and then hearing an ominous clap of thunder. and being like. ah. barometric pressure

10 months ago

a little kid came up to the desk (it came up to his like, collarbone) and very seriously asked me about baby name books, because he wanted to help name his new sibling. i guided him to the shelf (there were only two book of names) and pointed out the differences between them, and after some serious contemplation he went, “I think I should take both, just in case.” So I gave him both and he thanked me and went on his way.

And I went back to my desk and screamed into my arm for like 45 years because HE WAS SO FUCKING ADORABLE AAAAA

11 months ago

“Why is snoop dogg at the Olympics-“

WRONG QUESTION!

WHY ISNT MARTHA STEWART THERE WITH HIM?

11 months ago
4.10 HomefrontSTAR TREK: DEEP SPACE NINE (1993-1999)
4.10 HomefrontSTAR TREK: DEEP SPACE NINE (1993-1999)
4.10 HomefrontSTAR TREK: DEEP SPACE NINE (1993-1999)
4.10 HomefrontSTAR TREK: DEEP SPACE NINE (1993-1999)
4.10 HomefrontSTAR TREK: DEEP SPACE NINE (1993-1999)

4.10 • “Homefront” STAR TREK: DEEP SPACE NINE (1993-1999)

11 months ago
From Shon Faye, Author Of The Transgender Issue
From Shon Faye, Author Of The Transgender Issue

from shon faye, author of the transgender issue

11 months ago

when i say i like hiking, i don’t mean “eight mile backpacking trip with special gear and an emergency beacon” sort of hiking, i mean a three mile loop to go look at pretty things and then a huge brunch after.

11 months ago

This is why I still have hope when I don't want to

my dad's girlfriend- who is generally a conservative and who "doesn't really get into politics"- told me tonight that she learned about project 2025 & is going to vote in this election to try to help prevent Trump from getting into office. and that she's gonna try to convince my dad to vote (also for the first time ever) to do the same.

what I'm saying is I think we should keep talking about this.

11 months ago

as a child I wondered why adults were so stupid (doing things out of habit/routine/heuristics rather than reasoning explicitly about what to do based on their goals) and the answer is that adults are unimaginably fucking tired all the time

11 months ago

List of British words not widely used in the United States. Lists of words having different meanings in American and British English. List of American words not widely used in the United Kingdom.

11 months ago

YOUNG MAN!

There's no need to feel down,

I MEAN YOUNG THEY!

I forgot your pronoun,

11 months ago
ponkatron - Sir Ponkatron Wurstling III 🌭
11 months ago

what they don't tell you about being bilingual is that you won't be smarter and more eloquent in one language over the other. instead you get to be stupid twice.

11 months ago

so i just learn about where the practice of kissing the ring came from

So I Just Learn About Where The Practice Of Kissing The Ring Came From

the pope represents a direct line back to Jesus, who's the closest to god. as the consul, alec is now the figure with the closest connection to the angels themselves. imagine the high warlock of brooklyn kissing the wedding of the current consul to show his utmost respect

11 months ago
ZAINAB JIWA AS GERALT OF RIVIA
ZAINAB JIWA AS GERALT OF RIVIA
ZAINAB JIWA AS GERALT OF RIVIA

ZAINAB JIWA AS GERALT OF RIVIA

11 months ago
ponkatron - Sir Ponkatron Wurstling III 🌭
11 months ago
I Got Real Petty Over On The Facebook Page And IT WAS GLORIOUS.
I Got Real Petty Over On The Facebook Page And IT WAS GLORIOUS.
I Got Real Petty Over On The Facebook Page And IT WAS GLORIOUS.
I Got Real Petty Over On The Facebook Page And IT WAS GLORIOUS.
I Got Real Petty Over On The Facebook Page And IT WAS GLORIOUS.
I Got Real Petty Over On The Facebook Page And IT WAS GLORIOUS.
I Got Real Petty Over On The Facebook Page And IT WAS GLORIOUS.
I Got Real Petty Over On The Facebook Page And IT WAS GLORIOUS.
I Got Real Petty Over On The Facebook Page And IT WAS GLORIOUS.

I got real petty over on the Facebook page and IT WAS GLORIOUS.

1 year ago

when i was a teenager it felt very revolutionary to be cruel to myself. like some kind of slow passive protest against how much everything hurt. i starved myself of sleep and food and tenderness because it felt right. it felt sharp and angry and radical and i wanted to be those things. adulthood is the realisation that the world is already working to cut into you well before you learn how to do it yourself. caring for yourself and others is the real protest

1 year ago

why do they always show cranberries in thos big pits n its implied its wet and possibly swimmable. do cranberries really grow like that. wh

1 year ago

buck accidentally flirting with a man for an entire episode then being surprised when he gets kissed. proceeding to go on the entire next episode insisting he's an ally. accidentally coming out to his sister by dropping the wrong pronoun. accidentally coming out to everyone else by kissing his sooty boyfriend and coming into the room with evidence of the crime all over his face. every single step of this storyline has been the most in character it could possibly be.

1 year ago

STOP! are you operating on an arbitrary set of terms and rules known only to you? have you created an ultimatum or specific if/then scenario for someone else without communicating it to them? have you considered making a decision and calculated all the consequences and potential reactions to those consequences and consequences for those reactions before you actually made the decision? it may be time to say some words out loud to another person!

1 year ago

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