This Exchange Between Me And My Sister About Animal Crossing Reads Like Two Comrades Bleeding Out On

this exchange between me and my sister about animal crossing reads like two comrades bleeding out on the battlefield

why are my hips the ugliest fucking things in the world. why can’t i have beautiful round hips and be able to wear jeans to show off my beautiful curves why did i have to be born with such shitty genetics there is no way i am this ugly and disgusting. there is no way someone like me deserves to fucking exist. one of these days i’ll end it all i promise you.

Meanspo/Angryspo

YOU DON’T NEED TO EAT IT.

FOR FUCK SAKE YOU DON’T FUCKING NEED IT.

YOU DON’T “NEED” SHIT, YOU LAZY, FAT CUNT.

YOU WANT IT.

YOU WANT IT.

TELL YOURSELF THE FUCKING TRUTH, YOU WANT A BURGER AND THAT’S WHY YOU’RE EATING ONE. YOU WANT CHOCOLATE AND THAT’S WHY YOU’RE EATING IT.

YOU “NEED” WATER. YOU “NEED” FRUIT AND VEG AND FOR SOME PEOPLE YOU “NEED” MEAT AND DAIRY.

YOU DO NOT NEED SHIT FOOD.

SO STOP FUCKING WHINING THAT YOU DO.

BE FAT. I DON’T CARE.

IT’S YOUR OWN FAULT IF YOU ARE.

BUT DON’T YOU DARE EVER SAY THAT YOU “NEED” A SHITTY, FAT DIET JUST BECAUSE YOU’RE TOO WEAK TO CHANGE.

when i have a bottle i drink so much but then i lose the bottle and i don’t drink enough. hence this case study proves that i should always have a bottle and drink instead of eating. oh and also kill myself.

Burn 1000 calories in 10 min

100 jumping jacks

100 squats

75 crunches

20 push ups

10 burpees

50 jumping jacks

45 cruncheses 

01:00 wall sit

00:45 plank