
she/they (?¿?), welcome to hell, 20s. this is nominally a main blog but functionally??? not a chance. check me out at @spirit-of-water (religious side[main]blog)
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Porchmilk - Blog, The Main - Tumblr Blog

me and u both ouppy
rubbing my penis
tumblr is less a social media site and more language's final frontier





do you ever say something and then think "wow this isnt even a bit. im just like this"

Him: you better not be a man of constant sorrow when I get home
My stupid ass:

I hate how when you add ANY amount of new liquid to a boiling pot it immediately goes dead silent like…. Oh. You’re here 😐. The water molecules looking at you like

apple juice when ur high is like standing on an arctic ice floe facing the sunrise

Weed gummy should cost 50¢ and be sold out of vending machines and at corner stores





archers gloves vs digital artist gloves being opposite of one another

This is what world peace looks like

this generation of zoomers is going to have the weirdest fucking nostalgia




we’re really out here living in an AI dystopian hellscape and this shit has just begun… the future is grim…
Banana vacuum