Hell Is Real, And It's Called Watching In Increasing Annoyance As Your Parents Have What I Can Only Assume

Hell is real, and it's called watching in increasing annoyance as your parents have what I can only assume is an anxiety-induced frenzy in which they will somehow find every way possible to avoid walking out the door for as long as possible by aimlessly walk around the house claiming they "just need to do this" or they "just need to grab that" and then they'll supposedly be "ready to go".

I wish there were more fart scenes in entertainment similar to the two from Bio-Dome where Bud and Doyle guess what each other ate before to make their farts smell like that.

Similarly, I wish that more scenes, along with those that currently exist, better conveyed the idea of people being disgusted by how shameless a character's display of flatulence is.

I can imagine a scene that's like a fusion of the "Back at Cha!" one from White Chicks, the two from Bio-Dome, and the many instances of Scooby and Shaggy gorging on food, where you have two or more guy friends sitting in some sort of eatery adjacent establishment, and they put their skills of being "fart connoisseurs" to the test, much to the dismay of the public around them.

The context of the film, along with how far the screenwriters wanted to lean into the idea that these characters aren't at all concerned with how they're perceived, would determine the setting, along with how increasingly annoyed of a response people around them would have.

For instance, for a film following a character who gradually outgrows his slacker best friend from childhood, you could have a flashback sequence of all the shenanigans they've been through.

One of said experiences would be the two ordering a bunch of food at an upscale restaurant, getting really stuffed, and then, in a mockingly posh accent, guessing what they ate while the patrons around them become more angry leading to them being thrown out the restaurant.

Another scenario I can think of this being used would be if we are meant to align ourselves with these characters — despite how uncouth they are — against the antagonist of the film.

You could have them sabotage their very important individual performance such as a recital or a musical/play by having these two characters take turns farting whenever the antagonist tries to perform, with the farts getting louder with each attempt they make to try to perform again until they are eventually laughed off the stage.

Me not wanting to delete my original comment in an argument because it would mean the other person won, and then realizing that contrary to popular belief I'm actually winning by choosing to disengage and focus on more productive things in my life while the other person is putting their energy into this meaningless endeavor.

The children may yearn for the mines, but they also yearn for a "Espresso" by Sabrina Carpenter, "Say So" by Doja Cat, '70s-adjacent, Barbie-inspired pop track that transports them to an imaginary land filled with nothing but pool parties and beach trips where the temperature never dips below 70, never reaches past 85, no humidity, and everyone sips on endless iced drinks.

I was high off my ass last night and had this dream where I was in this dense ass forest and sitting there was a tall woman. She was so tall I couldn’t see her face but she was wearing gold and I was like “uh…hi?” And she said “I made you, do you know that?” And I nodded and she was like “I hear your thoughts. Why do you hate my creation? Why do you try to destroy yourself? I made you perfect as you are. Please don’t break my heart”. Then she started crying and it flooded and I woke up with fucking heart palpitations like what does it Mean™️????