Hope I Am Not Just A Mutual To You But Also A Stray Youd Pick Up Off The Street

hope i am not just a mutual to you but also a stray you’d pick up off the street

my breaking bad headcanon is that one time pre-series hank was like. Haha i don't know about this 'global warming' thing, seems pretty damn cold out to me! and walt through gritted teeth was like. Well actually hank if you look at the science involved you'd see that scientists agree that temperatures have been rising steadily over the past century to an unprecedented degree that is clearly the result of human interference. and hank was like. Well if you say so haha what do i know we got mr. chemistry over here! and walt was like. It's not me who's saying it hank the science speaks for itself which you would know if you read the reports involved. and marie was like. Well now hold on i think hank has a point i mean who exactly are these scientists to talk scientists get things wrong all the time. and skyler was like. And what qualifies you to talk about climate change marie. and marie was like. Well nothing i just think we should be open to different ideas you shouldn't be so narrow-minded skyler. and skyler was like. Thank you so much marie i'll try to keep that in mind you're just full of useful advice aren't you. and hank was like Woah woah calm down ladies it was just an innocent question. and walt was like Climate change denial is not innocent hank it is actively killing the very planet we're living on. and marie was like. Well we just have a different opinion. and walt was like. It's not an opinion it's a matter of scientific fact. and hank was like Hey man it's okay I believe you this stuff's above my paygrade anyway. and marie was like. Hank you shouldn't just give in you should be allowed to express your opinion. and walt was like. Well as i said it's not really a matter of opinion. and marie was like. No walt i think it is a matter of opinion actually. and skyler was like. Well marie my opinion is that you should shut the fuck up. and then they didn't talk to each other for a month

my secret dystopian fear is that one day during a job interview, a potential future employer mentions "we copypasted your cover letter into this AI and got several >99% accurate matches of social media profiles including your ao3 account, and, let's just say, we were not thrilled about what we saw there. infact, i wish to forget."

I will not get into toxic online discourse about things that only happen on the internet.

I will not get into toxic online discourse about things that only happen on the internet.

I will not get into toxic online discourse about things that only happen on the internet.

I will not get into toxic online discourse about things that only happen on the internet.

I will not get into toxic online discourse about things that only happen on the internet.

minecraft is just getting sidetracked while getting sidetracked, which sums up my life pretty well

"I can fix her" guy meets "I can ruin him" gal

(spoiler: she's winning but he legit doesn't care)