Werewolf On A Skateboard; Howlabunga

Werewolf on a skateboard; Howlabunga

the tags of prev said he's 19 here

i no longer feel that bad about looking younger than i am

KYLE GALLNER Danika | 2005

homelander drinking milk

It's just green tea...

i think you might be the net average tumblr user

1. Why? I'm genuinely interested what makes you think that, because I never thought about it before.

2. The brainrot (in me) could be worse tbh

3. I was already mostly like that before I got onto tumblr

not a compliment btw

your hate game could be better, anon. it's a pretty good light-to-medium level insult, but don't be afraid to post more unique and devastating insults. i believe in you, anon!

I think Benson would've tried to get to the Capitol on Jan 6th, but I think his car would've broken down in the middle of nowhere and he'd get irrationally angry over it and the only person to drive by for hours would be some stupid punk that only went "your car broke down? aww, sucks, man!" while driving by. And then Benson would start sobbing because all the bad luck and awful things he's trying to suppress would come crashing down on him and he'd cry for like a solid hour and contemplate suicide right there.

If one of his friends/neighbors ask him how that day was, he'll say it was fun before switching the topic.

RIP Benson you would have loved complaining about electric cars and white claw and subscription services. missed out on being such a toxic middle aged bitch. sad!