Positive-masculinity-enjoyer - Julian - Tumblr Blog

"gender identity"?

wtf are you talking about? i'm supposed to "identify" with one gender?? and it has absolutely nothing to do with my feminity/masculinity or my expression or my manners or my biological sex??? then, how am i supposed to know what my gender identity is????

the wording on this Jack russell vid beamed a permanent mark onto my brain

if you've ever used the London Underground you might have noticed that it often gets uncomfortably hot. the reason for this is actually that its builders dug too greedily & too deep and as a result the trains are very close to the fires of hell. hope that helps.

Mx. Linux Guy IS a celebrity, I can confirm that.

“Pissmermaid” is a very memorable name.

Omg Mx Linux Guy

Thanks I guess

again and again and again and again

sometimes you just have to remind yourself that you need to have real shitty times so that later when you encounter difficulties you can look into the distance with a hint of nostalgia and melancholy and sigh and say "I've had it worse."

this is how life's going these days

never order stuff over aliexpress that your parents aren't supposed to know about if you're still living with them. now me and my mom both have to pretend like we don't both know that she read the label

Do you think pooping in space is harder, because there's no gravity to help you pull the poop out?

snoopy of the day

this fucking job application infrastructure heavily favors extroverted people

and i'm definitely not one of them

physically? i am totally capable of it. rationally, there is no reason why i shouldn't be able to do it.

mentally, you ask? mentally, i'm snofwijdlscjsalöjsdowierjsnljkdfskj

Touching grass isn't enough I need to be-

oh my god literally me

The only thing worse than having a job is not having a job. And the only thing worse than not having a job is looking for a job. And the only thing worse than looking for a job is being 19 years old.