Thinking About How I've Never Meant As Much To To Someone As They Meant To Me. I've Never Been A Best

thinking about how i've never meant as much to to someone as they meant to me. i've never been a best friend or a first choice. and they abandoned me so easily. i know i think about them so much more than they think about me. i don't know what i'm doing wrong. i gave them so much time. i don't know how to be the kind of person someone cares about. that they care to check in on. i could be dead for all they know.

"Kill them with kindness" Nah, fuck that, CRICKET BAT 🏏 🏏🏏🏏*SMACK* 🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏

A Venom in the MCU fic idea by someone who saw Endgame once in theaters and then never again:

1. Eddie gets dusted. Venom does not.

2. Venom is the rat that gets Scott out of the Quantum Zone. He attaches himself to Scott. They’re friendly

3. Venom goes to New York.

4. Scott buries the lead about having an alien parasite attached to him so it’s a surprise to everybody.

5. Venom makes himself known when Tony refuses to help with the time travel plan. He threatens to eat him.

6. “No. No, we actually need him so you can’t eat him.”/ “Fine. First save Eddie, then eat Stark.”

7. Tony is not phased by this. This is still somehow his life.

8. Yada, yada, yada. World saving stuff

9. When Eddie and Venom reunite, they run towards each other like a romcom. When they meet, Venom absorbs into him. With nothing to stop Eddie’s momentum, he keeps going, trips over an uneven piece of concrete and face plants into the ground.

10. Everybody watches this happen.

anyone have that google doc for termed users LOL

not their “Harrington what in the actual fuck” face being nearly identical this is so fucking funny 😭😭

Eddie is walking around what he thinks is an empty house while he live-streams. He walks passed the living room, pauses, and then turns around.

Steve is in the living room. He is in the living room with Max. Eddie dropped Steve off at Max’s house over an hour ago so, “How did you get here?”

Steve: Max drove me

Eddie:

Eddie:

Eddie:

Eddie: Max doesn’t have a license

Max, not looking away from the tv: It’s never stopped me before