STOPPPP YOU CHARMER HEHEHEHE

STOPPPP YOU CHARMER HEHEHEHE

the :) AO3 gives you after telling you you’ve already left kudos on a particular fic is my archenemy because what do you mean :) ? what do you mean I’ve already left kudos here? have you read my favorite author’s work? look me in the eyes and tell me one kudos is enough. I’d give them a thousand kudos and my kidney plus my firstborn. what do you mean I can only give them one kudos??????

“‘Til death do us part, please keep breaking my heart, til it ceases to beat, please be mine”

I feel like those lyrics are very Beetlejuice and Cyrus. I love Will Wood.

WHAT YES THEY DO!!! THANK YOU SO MUCH. WHAT SONG IS THAT.

WHAHAAHAHAHA!! THIS. IT IS LATE HERE SO IM T TRYING SO HARD NOT TO LAUGH VERY LOUDLY. THANK YOU

Here are my thoughts on chapter five

@possum-quesadilla

i’m so excited for the next loopjuice chapter :D

I am too!! It’s going to be very long, and I have 8-12 hour work days the rest of this week, so progress will be slow unfortunately. But I am very excited to work on it!!!!

Thank you for your enthusiasm and the ask! <33

Hi! Love your fics, obviously, particularly "blow a kiss at the methane skies" and "i wanna see what your insides look like". I’d love if you could share any fluffy/comfy Beetlejuice fic recs or even headcanons, as my poor dead writer heart is dying for some. ;_; (I haven’t even read prt.11 yet because my heart is scared of the angst atm) Thank you!

hi, ask from 2020. good to see you again. answering on mobile so who knows how this will go

beetlelands fic recs - probs all nsfw unless i say

(you will not find any babes here! if u wanting strictly NOT nsfw then come back and i will assist)

Time is a Flat Circle by @possum-quesadilla - a new read but i was completely captivated, perfect story and delivery and absolutely inspiring me rn. the comfort is long awaited but so worth it. 72.5k

Cross My Heart, Hope to Die by scarabeecrivain - SFW! - this is SO fluffy it melts me, A+++ bj characterisation and goodness!! 9.2k

Gestalt Theory (and its follow-up) by raphae11e - blushing emoji. tags will tell you why. love them and wish there were more. absolutely NSFW. 7.2k/5.6k

Home With You by Nekomata58919 - so soft and sweet and a nice slow burn and then some ! 43k

Choices, Actions, Consequences by moonbunnyblues - this is 90% filth and 10% fluff but,,,, couldn't leave it out - more 'human' AUs!! UNFINISHED 3.5k

the ENTIRE bj deetz au also by moonbunnyblues - i've only just discovered this somehow but i love it ! 159k

i'll come back to this. i never bookmark anything for some reason ? if you wrote one of these fics and want me to link you lmk 🙏

if this isn't enough, you could always check out my fic which i update every few days...

Notes for chapter 6 of Birds of a Feather.

Chapter 6- Calm Before the (Fire) Storm

@possum-quesadilla @raineisinkless @katslitterbox @crawlingcarcass

“his wings were stained a garish blend of orange and indigo. He was the world’s most depressing sunset.”

Orange- anxious, indigo- depressed

“(although, if he was being honest, he really just loved the feeling of Shilo's hands in his hair.)”

Poor guy is so horribly touch starved.

“They’d started watching a new movie every night. Tonight’s film was Little Shop of Horrors.”

Added this in because I love this movie!!!! I will go insane if I can’t shout out my other interests in my work.

“HE IS!!! I love shy, clumsy dudes with glasses,” he swooned.”

I think he’d be pretty fond of Adam if they met.

“Beetlejuice hummed in thought. “I guess I like a gal who’s self sufficient. And funny. And shows me the stuff she writes, even if I can’t read it. And lives in a remote cabin. Oh, and I love when a pretty girl tranquilizes me, ties me up, throws me in her car, and kidnaps me. I swear, that’s the hottest shit. Wouldn’t you agree, Shi?” He smirked. Shilo rolled her eyes.”

The story of how they met isn’t the cutest depending on how it’s told.

“Beetlejuice had taken a liking to fake flirting with Shilo. She loved to brush it off and scoff, but deep down… She didn’t hate it.”

…!

“Beetlejuice, what did I say about smelling me? It’s creepy.”

This is a semi regular occurrence.

“Experimentally, she dragged a hand up and down the feathers on his back... Immediately, he leapt up, the feathers on his back and wings blossoming into shades of light pink and yellow.”

Back touching is a very intimate gesture in harpy culture.

“He fought to free himself from the fuzzy fabric, but his feathers fluffed up and sent him further into his frenzy.”

I FUCKING LOVE ALLITERATION. Is this sentence a bit much? Probably. Don’t care though.

“Shilo picking at her hair.”

She’s got some hair pulling problems (just like me !!!)

“I did. When I told you about her, there was a… tiny detail I left out. Real small, don’t even matter that much! Honest!”

…

“If you had asked a seventeen year old Shilo if, in eight years, she saw herself planning out the murder of her best friend’s psychotic mother, she would’ve asked if you were mentally disturbed. But now, here she was, looming over a whiteboard with a marker in hand, writing the title: “how to kill beej’s crazy fire bird mom”.

Safe to say she’s had a bit of character development in those years.

“They swapped ideas between each other, until they eventually created a list that consisted of: “water?”, “stab !!”, “wait until she’s senile (may not happen within Shilo’s lifetime)”, “feed her to a wild animal”, “iron”, “holy water”, “garlic”. As much as Shilo insisted that garlic was for vampires, Beetlejuice was set on adding it as an option.”

Beetlejuice has already used a few of these options, but it never hurts to try again!

“Even though he was asleep, his head still shuffled until it rested in its favorite spot— right over her heart.”

He loves the sound of her heart beating <3