Just Say He'd Be A Fat Seal

Just say he'd be a fat seal

If Vinny was a seal he would be a bearded seal

That's literally him

"Zero gays!"

andre and cal have so much internalized homophobia they decided to kill people..💔

MICHAEL HAS ARTHRITIS CONFIRMED BY ETHAN

headcanon: everyone who wears fingerless gloves in the slenderverse they're actually wearing arthritis/carpal tunnel relief gloves.

I breathe andre kriegman

yall ever like a man so much (andre kriegman) that you when you think of him (andre kriegman) you just start tweaking? i have of this one guy (andre kriegman) and i DO start tweaking like a cockroach when i see him (andre kriegman)

Gerhard Keuck so I guess it would be Gerhard Kriegman??

oh my god i have a post in the works about andres dad i have. SO many thoughts about him and his relationship with his son.. would literally anybody be interested in that 😿

Cack