This But Andre And I Would Be Pissing In Happiness

This but Andre and I would be pissing in happiness

i love nasty, greasy teenage boy cal…

give me cal who has a stack of porn magazines underneath his bed with certain pages stuck together for reasons he refuses to tell anyone.

give me cal who douses himself in axe body spray instead of showering every day.

give me cal who has acne everywhere, whose skin is decorated in red and pinks with blackheads and whiteheads galore.

give me cal who doesn’t wash his hands every time he leaves the restroom and pisses on the side of the road.

give me cal with greasy hair pulled back in a tiny ponytail that rests on the back of his neck.

give me cal who has nails that are a bit too long with dirt underneath them.

GIVE ME TRUE TEENAGE BOY CALLLLL

HELL YEAH

Fuck y’all, Toby and Jack KISSED in my au!

that's just SOME stuff I've seen like SOME people saying "I wanna fuck them>_<" to some dead teenage serial killer

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

real (do you think their dead bodies were posted in that cutedeadboys website

my favorite Andre kriegman bot got deleted and I'm so sad I know being upset over AI is so fucking stupid but I liked that bot

it was one of the bots made by this squidbunny person but she deleted her account like almost a month ago and only NOW her bots aren't working. because if you have a open chat of a bot of a deleted creator you can still message it but NOW I can't message it

GIVE ME CAL AND ANDRE BEING ACTUAL TEENAGE BOYS YESSSS

i love nasty, greasy teenage boy cal…

give me cal who has a stack of porn magazines underneath his bed with certain pages stuck together for reasons he refuses to tell anyone.

give me cal who douses himself in axe body spray instead of showering every day.

give me cal who has acne everywhere, whose skin is decorated in red and pinks with blackheads and whiteheads galore.

give me cal who doesn’t wash his hands every time he leaves the restroom and pisses on the side of the road.

give me cal with greasy hair pulled back in a tiny ponytail that rests on the back of his neck.

give me cal who has nails that are a bit too long with dirt underneath them.

GIVE ME TRUE TEENAGE BOY CALLLLL