Hai! Im For A Prompt Ideas! What If The Archons Met You And Felt Genuine Romantic Love (again Since People

hai! i’m for a prompt ideas! what if the archons met you and felt genuine romantic love (again since people says zhongli had his first love before) after being alive for so many decades.

realizing they love you

feat. Venti, Zhongli, Ei

VENTI

Venti slumps over the bar— though this time it wasn’t from being in a drunken stupor. In fact, he didn’t have a single drink tonight.

No, this time he groans to himself at the thought of you.

He’s always been good at making friends. There was no doubt that the bard was social enough to win over the favor of others. But even though he would often be surrounded by others, he often found himself alone. The merriment of others would bring a weak smile on his face, and he often wondered if this was as good as it would get.

There was something about his friendship with you that differed than the rest. You became his closest friend and someone he could rely on. He rarely would divulge in his true disposition, but you worked hard to break down his barriers, allowing him to drop his sunny facade. Venti’s not sure how you were able to do that, but it became clear to him that you weren’t just the average friend he’s made. The way he felt about you superseded what normal friends were supposed to feel.

His gaze would go soft at the sight of you. His lips would find themselves forming a smile not long after seeing your own grin. His heart would beat erratically when he felt your head rest on his shoulder. Surely these aren’t normal friend reactions.

Venti’s never been in love for as long as he’s been alive. Is this what it feels like? Was it supposed to feel both enthralling and terrifying?

“Can’t believe most people go through this” Venti mumbles to himself.

He sits back up, rubbing the back of his neck as he lets out a sigh. As wise as he was, Venti finds himself at a loss when it comes to navigating his own feelings. What was he supposed to do next? How should he act around you? And what exactly did you think about him.

Even with years of knowledge and time under his belt, these were the types of questions that never had a definitive answer.

ZHONGLI

All you did was laugh at one of Zhongli’s quips. It was just one of the many things he said on his evening walk with you. That’s all it took for that old, familiar feeling to return to him.

Zhongli had fallen in love with you.

It wasn’t that Zhongli didn’t have the capacity to love- it was that he wasn’t sure if he could do so again. He’s already loved and lost before, was he willing to go through such pain a second time? For years, he’s always held onto the disposition that even though falling in love is a wonderful thing, there was always the risk of losing it.

He looks over at you, a smile on his face as you begin rambling on about your day. Just how long has he been feeling like this? Surely this wasn’t just a sudden epiphany where he just so decided that he was in love with you. For the time that he’s known you, Zhongli always had some interest in you. And while it didn’t start off as romantic interest, he couldn’t deny that he instantly captivated by you.

And as he got to know you more and more, he began noticing endearing details about you he hadn’t noticed before. His eyes began to follow you more, his touch lingering just a tad longer than normal. Everyday he wondered whether or not you’d visit him at work. And when you did, his heart would flutter each time you walked through the front doors, a smile adorning your face.

Zhongli chuckles to himself- he couldn’t deny his feelings any longer.

He loves you. Dearly.

Maybe it wasn’t so bad for Zhongli to experience this again. Once again he glances over at you, his heart thumping even harder than before as you giggle when recalling a particularly funny moment that occurred.

Zhongli lets his hand brush against yours before gently holding it, letting his fingers intertwine with yours. It was an innocent gesture, but intimate nonetheless. He keeps his face pointed straight, unsure of your reaction- and most definitely unsure with how you feel towards him. But maybe he would take the risk to find out.

EI

Ei’s starting to believe Miko is some sort of sham. As the archon strides down the many stairs of the Grand Narukami Shirine, she thinks back on the words her best friend told her.

“Are you really feeling this way because of a curse?” the kitsune asked, smirking at Ei like the archon herself was a fool.

She had gone to see Miko for an exorcism. There must have been some sort of curse placed on her. Why else would her chest suddenly feel tight at the sight of you? And why else would she start to feel incredibly nervous the closer you got? It surely sounds like a curse to Ei.

As Ei walked back to Inazuma City, she happened across one of the small shrines littered across the town. A couple stood prayed to one of them, leaving sweets as an offering.

“Let’s pray to the archon that our love stays eternal” the man said to his girlfriend, leaving Ei confused. She certainly didn’t have any jurisdiction over someone’s feelings- let alone the everlasting love of a couple. Love wasn’t some sort of magic spell.

Ei’s steps came to a halt as she thought more about love.

Why was it that when she thought of love, your face came to mind?

“That can’t- that …” she mutters to herself, thinking too hard about something that’s relatively obvious. She continued walking, her mind an absolute haze. You were just a dear friend of Ei’s.

A friend that continued to occupy so much space in her mind. A friend that she wished would always stay by her side and never have to leave. A friend that made Ei feel cherished, and likewise someone whom Ei wanted to adore. Surely these were just all things that happened between two friends.

Ei sighs- she knew she was lacking some expertise in the real world. But even she knows that she’s not so naive to the point of being unable to recognize her feelings towards you.

And in one swift motion, the electro archon spins on her heel, making the trek back to the Grand Narukami Shrine. At the very least, Miko should give her advice on what to do next.

sleepy boys ft. xiao, venti, diluc, thoma, itto

as an adeptus, xiao doesn’t actually need sleep, but that doesn’t stop him from getting exhausted. it makes him a little crabby and even more standoffish than usual, but give him a hot bath, spoon him and even maybe hum something to him and he’ll be out pretty quickly. sometimes, if he’s really relaxed, his eyes get heavy and he might make tiny, cute yawns, lean into you a little heavier than he was already. if you bring it up, he gets super defensive and denies it, but it’s really cute.

venti sleeps a lot—mostly when he’s drunk or bored, and he loves when you join him! if he’s drunk, give him some water to help with the hangover he’s about to have and get him into bed for a night of cuddling and him slurring out ballads about you. if he’s bored, he likes to climb all over you to find a comfortable position before he tries to sleep. if you’re working, he’ll stretch across your hands like a cat—cute but horribly distracting. he likes getting goodnight kisses, even if it’s just a nap—make sure you give him one, otherwise he’ll make a big fuss out of it.

diluc’s sleeping schedule is horrendous. he’s up all day attending to the winery and up all night bartending or haunting the streets of mondstadt. the only time he really gets any sleep is when he’s about to pass out and you make him—he’ll put up a little fight about it because he’s not a child, he can take care of himself, he’s fine, but as soon as you get him in your lap he’s fast asleep and burying his face in you. he’s so warm, radiates it like a furnace. the temperature flares if he’s having a nightmare, and it can be scary the first few times, but just stroke his hair and give him little reassurances and it will even out again. if he’s actually sleepy? give him sleepy cuddles, because he’s so big and warm; it’s a heavenly experience.

thoma is another one that works until he drops. he’s usually so worried about everything around him that he doesn’t notice he’s exhausted until he’s barely able to stand up. he’ll try to weasel his way out of resting, but just ask if he’ll at least cuddle with you, please? he’s been so busy lately… and after a minute, he’s absolutely limp. thoma will scoot towards anything warm when he’s sleeping, and usually that thing is you—even if you start out separate, you’ll wake up with him sprawled all over you.

itto loves loves loves sleeping with you!! he likes being the big spoon because he can wrap his arms around you and squeeze you like a teddy bear (gently, of course), and he likes cuddling in general. it takes forever for him to actually fall asleep, though, because he just gets excited about even being beside you. just give him little kisses and comb his hair, let him talk himself out, and eventually you’ll have a big oni-puppy curled around you and snoring. he’s a very animated sleeper, moves around and talks and sometimes laughs, and it’s usually very endearing if he isn’t kicking or rolling on top of you.

Way Back Home

Previous part~

Relationships: Separate!GenshinCharacters x gn!Reader Characters: Xiao, Childe, Scaramouche Genre: Fluff and Crack Comfort Warnings: Just Spain without the a

Song: SHAUN feat. Conor Maynard - Way Back Home

Author’s Notes: For once in my life, I am here to serve you with a well deserved fluff.

Summary: You will always find your way back home.

Xiao

He mistook your tiredness as the need to leave. Little did he know, you were anxious to go back.

But you had to go back, because you had never said your goodbyes to your family back in the other world.

Other, because that world was no longer your home. You found comfort in Liyue, and it had the person you wish to build a home with.

Xiao can no longer feel you. You had finally left this world with the Traveler. He felt lost yet secretly hoping you would come back.

Oh boy, every night he takes time to search for your voice, uttering your name softly hoping you would respond with his. Then one night, you did.

Xiao had been used to being alone for a very long time until you came into his life. But now that you’re gone he mostly reminisce about your touch and your overall presence. He had sworn to himself that you would always have a place in his heart until the end of time.

Contrary to popular belief, he doesn’t push these feelings away. He would replay your memory with him over and over again so he doesn’t forget about you. You had only been gone for a year, and he was already losing himself to the memory.

Like always, one night is all it took. He sat on his usual spot where he would gaze upon the stars, wishing and hoping for something. Was he ready to let you go?

Your name slips past his lips longing for an answer. Then suddenly he hears you call out to him, the same voice, the same voice he loves and will always love.

Ah yes, even the stars are messing with him now. “Xiao, I’m home.” Yeah right, home. He wasn’t your home- He must be hallucinating. Is his karmic debt finally engulfing him whole?

Laughing to himself, he felt his chest tighten. What if he does follow the voice and you weren’t there? But Xiao could care less anymore, hallucination or not…what if it was truly you?

This man found himself back at the Wangshu Inn, is his mind really messing with him? Xiao doesn’t take things slow, but for once in his life every step he took was heavy and he wouldn’t dare teleport his way through the top. He needed time to prepare himself after all.

You on the other hand were standing at the edge of the Inn’s balcony, fiddling with your fingers looking like a mess. Xiao would definitely come, right? All you had to do was call out his name, right? Is he mad at you?

You were exhausted, who new world traveling would suck your soul out down and over? It doesn’t matter, at least you are back even though it felt like you got ran over by a truck.

Xiao might have taken his sweet time up the stairs, but the moment he saw your figure though the door. You wouldn’t believe how fast he sprinted his way to you. He knew it was really you, he can feel it, he can finally feel you. “You’re here-” He could only mutter softly, holding you like you would fly away any second. “I’m finally home.” Celestia above, he will never let you pull that shit again-

Childe

Why wait for the next life when you’re already rummaging your way through his office? This man’s office had been a mess for these past 6 months.

You had only come back, and the thing that welcomes you is hell. It looks like a hurricane ran over this place, and you could only sigh to yourself.

You arrived early this morning when he had already left. Nowadays he would spend a lot of time outside, taking up every mission he can get his hands on.

At night he would spend time doing paperwork and thrashing his office. That would explain the mess this room has to offer.

You may or may not have bribed his secretary and fixed the place up by yourself. You might as well do this after the whole shit you pulled.

Childe might have wished you the best, but he wasn’t doing the best on his own. He had gotten more frustrated every passing day.

Even the other harbingers wouldn’t dare touch that subject with a 10 feet pole. They might lose a limb or two if they try.

Childe hadn’t been sleeping well either, he didn’t want to wake up disappointed without you beside him.

The feeling was intoxicating and heavy, he doesn’t know how long it would take for him to move on. Does he even wish to move on? Forget about you? Hell no. Weaponized trauma, that’s what he is good about.

Making his way through the office, he cannot wait to cry himself to sleep and just do what needs to be done. The amount of paperwork he has to do though might distract him away from the crying.

Scratch that, you might distract him away from all that. The moment he steps foot in that dreadful office of his, he saw you slumped on his chair asleep.

Yeah right, that is a definite hallucination. He doesn’t even think you are an intruder. He only sighed to himself, too tired to bother.

He felt a tug in his chest though, sweaty palms and all the glory. He was spiraling and may or may not be panicking.

He made his way to your side, trembling with every step. He basically welcomes your presence by poking you. He pokes you for a few times, still panicking when he can actually feel you.

You woke up to him standing there, bent over and poking you. “Ajax, what the hell?” Don’t mind the man if he basically launched himself far to the corner of the room.

“Ajax, what the hell are you doing?” You raised you head, looking at him in disbelief. “Y/N?”

“Your place was a mess so I cleaned it-” You responded back with a yawn. Childe didn’t let you go after that.

That entire night, He might have cried in your arms. He cannot believe that you decided to clean this place up the moment you get back. Like of all things, why his office? You’re unbelievable.

Scaramouche

He forgot that you would always tell him Goodbyes does not mean forever. That goodbyes for you are promises to come back.

He was just used to being left alone that he quickly disregarded your words thinking that you really did leave him completely.

Please for the love of everyone that are dead and alive, you quickly went back as fast as you can. You knew Scara wouldn’t last years.

You had only been gone for 3 months, just 3 months. Now you’re here wrapped around his arms. He hadn’t let you go for 5 hours already. Yes, you counted.

Scaramouche might wear a cold exterior outside his comfort, but when it comes to you he gets unbelievably clingy.

It took him a long time to be comfortable like this though, when you were just starting out he would flinch with every touch.

You knew he was touch starved, but also in fear of abandonment. You both took time to make him appreciate himself more as a person rather than a hollow puppet with predetermined existence.

You regret leaving him even just for a second, that’s why you forced your way back between worlds. You were exhausted, but you knew Scara wouldn’t let go.

You don’t mind, you missed him after all. Little did he know, you may or may not have injured yourself with your forced travels through a wormhole. He only realized this when he hugged you a little too tight, and you went oomph for a second.

“Ah scara, be a little gentle. I think I broke a rib through-” “ Excuse me what the fuck do you mean you broke a rib!?” Ah man, this is going to be a long night. But at least you’re back, right?

Author’s Notes: Albedo’s prompt would be separate because I feel like I owe you people that much.

𓈈 ❛ YOU KNOW I DO. ♡ ❜ ˏ ˏ eren jaeger

ᨒ warnings . fem reader , black coded reader ! , best friends -> lovers ( ? ) / best friends with benefits . . i dunno , lotsa flirting , fingering , oral sex ( f -> m ) , both reader + eren are tipsy off wine , squirting , creampie , unprotected sex , use of daddy ( only twice ) , pet name usage ( ex. pretty, good girl, pretty girl ) , slight dubcon ( reader doesn’t wna make a mess , eren kinda forces you to ) , sex flashback mentioned , mention of reader havin tummy rolls when she’s folded up , don’t care how tall you are eren’s taller than you , characters are aged up to their early twenties ! ᨒ word count . 6.1k ᨒ kreamie'z note blep ! :3 in honor of my favorite boy’s birthday ! here it is ! ! ! haven’t posted in like . . a month. i’m sawry :c forgive lil ol me </3 pls tell me if i missed anything in da tagz ! rbs appreciated ! && minors, for the love of fawkin christ, do not interact ! ! 

i’m outside.

eren lets his phone drop back inside of the cup holder on his armrest after the text shoots through with a small ping!. i’m not a succulent or a sucker, baby girl. these roots made me, i bring my flowers to the world. his head nods slowly to the steady, rise and fall tempo of the beat echoing through his bmw m4 coupe’s speakers and he lets his hands fall from gripping the lower portion of his steering wheel to drop limply on his lap when realizing two, three, four minutes have passed and you still haven’t exited your building yet.

“jesus fuckin’ christ,” he murmurs underneath his breath, preparing to grab his phone to instead call you this time, only to watch the metal gate of your apartment complex swing open as you come walking out the second he clicks on your contact name.

in all sincerity, eren considers himself to be a simple guy. he sees something he likes, he appreciates it. something he dislikes, he’ll say it.

when he sees you start to walk to his car, dressed in a thin strapped, hot pink, curve hugging sundress that reached your ankles with a high slit to show off those fuzzy slides he loves when you wear with each step you take, eren habitually spreads his legs just a little bit wider. he does this every time he sees you and he doesn’t really know why — or, to plainly speak and to be completely honest, he doesn’t know why his dick goes rock hard after every single time he steals a simple glance of you.

“hey,” you breathe out and give a pretty smile when the passenger door’s open and you’re letting your hefty, marc jacobs tote bag drop onto his lap. eren usually makes fun of you for having a bag so big and is quick to make a snide comment about the accessory each time he sees you wearing it, however today, his complete and total focus is just on you, you, you.

he hums, letting his eyes openly cart themselves down the length of your frame. “you look good.”

when you’re buckled in and the door’s shut, he gets a nice nose full of strawberry poundcake. his dick grows harder.

you playfully roll your eyes and snatch your bag from his lap to plop it onto yours then adjust the strap of your dress to pull the front of it up higher to keep your tits from spilling over the scoop neck. “i know.”

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# Synopsis— How they react to random girls flirting with them. (This tiktok trend)

# Featuring— Xiao, Tartaglia, Diluc, Zhongli, Itto x Gn!reader

# Warnings— Swearing, suggestive(?) not really, Childe being an effing clown 🤡 read more under Xiao’s

☰XIAO

“This is absurd… why would you wish to do that?” He tilts his head to the side in confusion— staring at you with squinted yellow eyes, he never understands the weird requests you ask of him.

You slap his shoulder lightly with a playful smile before rolling your eyes in fake annoyance, “Just wanna see what you’ll do… okay, pretend I’m a random girl coming up to you while you’re in town.” He just nodded with a defeated sigh, watching as you run out the room before strutting back in slowly, flinching at the suggestive— sly smile you have etched on your face.

“Hey sexy, you here with someone?” You almost want to laugh at the disgusted look he throws your way. You continue, bringing your hand up to twirl a curl of his green hair before leaning into his ear. “How bout’ we go somewhere more private?” You can feel the way his skin radiate with heat as you whispered in his ear.

Wondering why he hasn’t said anything, you go in to place your hands onto his firm chest before he swiftly darts back and leans against the wall behind him, leaving at least five feet distance from you.

“Stay back… fiend, my… partner is not lekker when it comes to nuisances like yourself.” He’s reluctant to call you names— but you did say to ‘make it seem real.’ For extra measure, he lifts his arm up and points it on your direction— a defensive system if you try to step forward.

He stares into your eyes intently before it turns disorientated when you huddle over in fits of laughter, wiping the tears that appear at your waterline. “Did i not do it correctly? That is how I would express my… discomfort if anyone other than you touched me affectionately.” He muttered with a small blush and turning away from your teasing gaze.

“No no! You did great, honey.” You strut over to him and cup his warm cheek in the palm of your hand— only to retreat it when he flinched away. “Hm? What’s wrong?”

He backs away slowly with an uneasy look. “Are… are you my S/O or still pretending to be some random civilian?”

You deadpan.

10/10– Xiao would never be unfaithful to you, and would show it in types of situations he gets involved due to his delicate face. He’s a yaksha, so he doesn’t retort to violence on anything other then demons, so he tends to resort in waking away, or simply just teleporting out of their sight. Though— he doesn’t normally go to town without you by his side.

If he does though, he tells you whenever someone walked up to him.

☰TARTAGLIA

He’s the one suggests the idea of the trend, but he’s only doing it to get a reaction out of you. He tells you what do to— holding back his sly grin when you walk up to him pretending to be some other girl.

“Hey there handsome, what’s your name?” You flutter your eyelashes and pucker your lips to portray the role of some women trying to flirt with your man. Though your face falls flat when he sends you a sultry smile before his rough hands reach out and soothingly glide over the flesh of your hips.

“Call me anything you want, sweetheart.” He winks at you and has to contain his laughter when you glare at him and smack away his advances of touching you.

“The fuck, Ajax? That’s how you’d react?” You spit and jab a finger into his firm chest. “I’m not doing this stupid thing anymore.” You go to walk of but halt when he grips your forearm.

“Sorry sorry! Okay, do it again, I’ll do it right the time. Promise.” You can tell he’s lying, but you give in anyways and redo it again. He watches in amusement as you sigh and shake your head, muttering someone along the lines of ‘This fucking idiot.’ before you place a hand on his shoulder and rub it seductively— looking up at him with a forced sly smile.

“Alone pretty boy? How about I keep you company?”

He takes a step back and fakes annoyance, rudely rolling his eyes before sending you a nasty stank eye. “As if, and even if I was alone, I’d never spend my time with you, ugly women.”

You stop, retracting your hand and taking a step back with a scoff. “Ugly? You’re calling me ugly?” Your face flashes with confusion, sadness and most importantly, anger.

His eyes flicker with interest before his sour expression turns coy. “Well, let me see, turn around.” He grins and playfully twirls his finger around in the air.

You were only playing along, and thought he got it right this time but glared at him once’s again when he failed. “Fuck you.” Walking off and throwing the finger behind you, not even bothering to turn around when he calls out to you.

“Wait babe, I’m just kidding! I only love you! Swear!” Though you can hear his giggles in between each word he throws out, you know he’s just kidding, but it still doesn’t fail to piss you off.

5/10– Would flirt back with them if you were around, calling them sweet pet names just to see you get jealous and storm off— but when you’re out of site he turns to the person with a monotone face and tells them they never had a chance in the first play, plain and simple.

He only does it to annoy you, but would never EVER cheat on you, no matter the consequences. He loves you so much, but that doesn’t mean he can’t joke around once awhile.

☰DILUC RAVINDGAR

He sees no point in you ‘testing his loyalty’ he know, that you know he would never look at anyone with a hint of love other then you. But he plays along anyways, just because it’s you.

You explain the trend, telling him to not see you as his partner, but rather some random customer who walks into angels share with the intent to flirt with him. He nods confusingly while drying previously washed glasses from behind the counter.

With furrowed eyebrows and a laughing Kaeya in the stool next to him, he watches you walk out before returning and strutting to the bar, perching both your elbows onto wood as you peer up at him with a kittenish smile.

“Hello handsome, I was hoping for a nice drink but saw you instead, are you perhaps on the menu as well?” You send him a playful wink and try to contain your fit of giggles as you watch the tips of his ears turn red, he’s flustered.

“Ah… no sorry, though I will take your order.” He coughs and adverts his eyes to the side.

“Huh? You’re sorry? Why? You’re sorry cause you can’t give yourself?” You pout and cross your arms, turning away childishly, but still looking at his nervous form from the corner of your eye.

“Ah what? No I mean… I’m— just being polite sweetheart.” He sends you a small and reassuring smile but its faltering when you glare at him.

“Sweetheart? Do you usually call all your customers pet names like you do with me?” You’re just teasing him, you know he’s the most loyal man in Teyvat, but his flushed face is cute to see once in a while.

“No! Of course I don’t my lov— I mean… no, are you going to order or not?” He clears his throat though his eyes still waver. Did he do it right, it’s rude to be impolite to customers, he hoped he hadn’t flirt with someone unintentionally.

At this point, Venti is falling of his seat in laughter while Kaeya and Rosaria are watching the scene in amusement, they’d never seen master Diluc so whipped before he had met you.

You gaze up the the red head in curiosity before shaking your head no.

“Well, if you’re not going to buy anything, I suggest you take a seat at the back of the tavern— or better yet, leave.”

Your eyes widen in surprise before letting a few giggles slip past your lips, and Diluc is letting out a relived smile to see you having fun. “Well? Did I do it right or do I have to bluntly ignore them to make you happy.” Though, he does have a content smile on his face.

9/10– He’s smart, and can quickly tell when someone is flirting with him, but he can’t just tell them to go away because of their toying intent, they’re patrons to his tavern after all.

Though, sometimes the person is subtle with it, and he takes it as just being friendly, but still tries to limit conversation while he’s working. Unless it’s you of course.

☰ ZHONGLI

Is completely oblivious when someone flirts with him, he’s been alive for over six thousand years, but can’t pick apart being polite— and being trifled with. So when you walk up to him while he’s enjoying a hot cup of tea and tell him your idea, he’s agreeing with a little confusion.

He places his his cup and sits up straight when you sit in the seat opposite his, leaning you cheek in you palm and smiling at him cutely— something that automatically makes him smile and forget about everything else around him.

“Hello pretty boy, how about I accompany you for a drink, or are you perhaps here with someone?” You pucker your lips and reach over the table, talking his hand in yours and rubbing your thumb of his knuckle.

“Of course you can join me love, you don’t even have to ask.” Though his face turns into curiosity when you retract your hand and stand up, shaking your head in disappointment.

“No— babe, you gotta pretend I’m not me, but someone you don’t know.” You whine, and he nods in his head in agreement with a apologetic smile.

“Oh, I apologise love, I forgot. Okay, try again.”

This time, you take the seat next to him and place your hand on his thigh, rubbing up and down before leaning your head on his shoulder. “What’s a handsome man like you doing alone?” He peers down at you in confusion.

“Well— im not alone now, am i?” He tilts his head to the side before bringing his hand up to pat your head affectionately, sighing in discontent when you lean away and stand up, again. “Hm?”

“You all up over people who aren’t me?” You cross your arms over your chest and peer down at his sitting figure in annoyance. Zhongli blinks, once, then twice, before realisation hits again.

“Oh, right, we’re playing pretend, I’m sorry.” You’re wondering how he keeps forgetting quickly after you explain the situation.

“Yes we are, okay one more time. Get it right, okay?” He nods with a small chuckle, sipping his tea and following your every move with his eyes as you sit down at the same table for the third time this morning, “Hello there, I’m [name], who might you be?”

“I tend to go by Zhongli, can I help you with anything?” He questions and his face remains neutral, and you smile as you see him finally understanding.

8/10– He doesn’t understand the situation he’s in unless your there to keep him up to date, though most people don’t tend to stay and chat as it always turns boring with the amount of perplex words he has in his large vocabulary.

He’s being friendly, but the thought of being loving with anyone other then you makes him feel weird, he’s made an agreement to stay with you until the end, so in the end, being with someone else is breaking his contract. Something that he will never do.

☰ ARATAKI ITTO

Can’t tell, someone rubbing up his bicep and telling him how strong he looks? ‘Oh yeah thanks! I work out loads and it pays off with how strong I’ve become!’ He thinks they’re just being nice, trying to start a nice conversation and become friends.

So when you waltz up to him, claiming you’re some random girl and now his S/O, he’s acting the exact same way as he always does.

“Wow! So strong, and those big and are so attractive.” If anything, your boosting his confidence and he gives you a big grin before hoisting him up and twirling you around in his arms.

“Thanks babe! I know right, perfect to hold you in huh?!”

“Itto! Idiot, you hold people like this who complement you?”

He stares at you doe eyed, tilting his head to the side in confusion all while you struggle to get out of the strong grips he has you in.

“Whatddya’ mean? Course, not!” He goes to pull you into a hug, and lets out a whine when he jump away. “Babeeeee! Cmon, lemme’ hold you.”

“No buffoon, pretend like you don’t know me, and I’m some random person trying to flirt with you, okay? Okay.” He nods like a puppy, and playfully wipes the happy go lucky look of his face with his hand and tries to keep a straight and intimidating face.

“Hey big guy, got someone keeping you company or do I need to take that roll?” You send him a wink and he has to try and keep down the blush that threatens to crawl up his neck.

“A-actually I am waiting for someone! They’ll be here soon, wanna wait with me and meet them?!”

“Sounds boring, how about we go somewhere private and…” you trail your hand up his arm, painfully slow for his liking before resting it on his shoulder. “Get to know each other?”

He’s about to nod with his wonky smile before quickly shaking his head in denial, remembering that you’re not dating at this moment. “No! They’ll be here soon, and— and— and we’re going on a date.” He smiles triumphantly, hands on his hips while he beams down at you.

You only smile up at him in amusement, knowing that even if he knew someone’s ill intent, he still would never go out with anyone other then you. If anything, he’d talk about you to them, boosting about his amazing partner.

9/10– a little confused but eventually understands what’s happening when you tell him, he proudly pulling you into his chest and grinning down at them in glee.

Never would be cheat on you, not even playfully would he flirt back. He takes that as un loyal and unmanly.