Anyone Want Some Tea With A Slice Of My Freshly Baked Truth Cake?

anyone want some tea with a slice of my freshly baked truth cake?

Avengers AU - If Tony was Peter’s biological father

Tony is super protective of his son. And Peter, inspired by his dad, becomes Spiderman anyway (his dad and his Uncle Rhodey figure him out in a second though).

My other Avengers AUs

okay but,,,, podfic is SO GOOD?? as far as i know it’s not talked about much but- legit, people make what are essentially audio books of fanfic, for FREE? i think it’s nice to have a fanfic to listen to while doing stuff where you can’t be looking at your phone and i just. i APPRECIATE podfic.

anyway this has been an appreciation post for people who make podfic, i adore you

A father warns his daughter about men's intentions, their shallowness and crudeness; a father thereby warns his daughter about himself, his past self, too. I am a man, I know what it is to be a man; I was like them, and now I must warn you about them. I am warning you about myself; be careful.

Katherine Angel, Daddy Issues

aegosexual things

“so this guy is really nice and really handsome and i’m super into him he’s basically perfect.” *thinks about anything intimate with said guy for two seconds* “okay no forget it i’ll stay alone forever.”

“so like the idea of a girlfriend is wonderful and i seriously daydream about being with a cute girl every day but like actually??? getting to that point irl???? being close that way??? terrifying and better to be avoided.”

*craving and fearing attention constantly at the same time*

“im horny like all the time. no it’s not for me i don’t want anyone. it’s more being horny for others. yes this is why i read so much smut. yes i am completely okay. no i don’t want anyone myself thank you.”

“yes i make so many explicit sexual jokes you’d think i’m very experienced well haha let me tell you the mere thought of someone touching me makes me want to hide in my room so”

“why don’t you get im super comfortable with not getting into anything sexual but also being really comfortable talking about sex like why do you think those two exclude one another”

“yes i have turn ons and yes they do turn me on and no i definitely still do not want any sexual/physical contact with anyone.”