Dad And I Invented A New Ranking System For Olympic Sports - Its Called The Weekend At Bernies Test And

Dad and I invented a new ranking system for Olympic Sports - its called the “Weekend At Bernie’s Test” and it’s used for establishing if the Winter Olympic event is a “sport” or just “gravity”. Ranking events on the Bernie scale is simple. All you have to do is ask yourself - “Would a corpse be almost as good at this activity as this Olympian who has spent their life mastering it?”

Skeleton, Luge, and Bobsledding do not rank very well on our scale. Curling does.

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Thank you!

This guy gets it. A true feminist.