If Youre Reading This

if you’re reading this

a lump sum of money is on the way to you

Disney 1994: Tries to copyright the phrase Hakuna Matata. The people to whom Swahili is their native language rightfully calls them out.

Disney 2017: Tries to copyright Dia de los Muertos, a Mexican religious holiday. They get called out on their bullshit pretty damn fast and cease on their attempt.

Disney 2021: They now want to copyright an ancient Norse pagan deity. (READ BELOW)

EDIT: Apparently the Norse deity thing was misinformation: Thankfully it seems they are only trademarking the fictional Marvel versions of them. The other shit they did is still real, though. Don’t ever forget they tried to do that.

2020 has officially been the longest and shortest year I feel like I've dissociated through the entire thing my soul is still in april

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I would love to read a soulmate au with the losers club (the main four Eddie, Richie, Bill, and Stan) x reader. Its the red string. Reader lives in a different state and she is an only child in her family and during the summer she feels a tug of distress on the strings and her parents wanting the best for her goes on a road trip with reader giving directions since she can only see her strings. And once she gets to Derry she follows the string down to the barrens and once she gets there she see the losers club and tugs on all of the strings at once and makes the main four stumble. Richie firsts notices her and goes to flirt with her immediately. And meeting the rest of her soulmates is really fluffy. Also a lot of fluff while hanging out with her soulmates. Y/n is really affectionate but fears it comes of as being clingy. Her parents end up meeting their daughters soulmates parents and asked if she could stay the rest of the summer while they pack up the house in the other state. Also in this Ben and Bev are soulmates and sadly Mike ended up not having any soulmate(s). 

From the mouth of a One Percenter -

Abigail Disney