T H I S

t h i s

as much as the concept of Jesus being a fairly normal lad has its charms, im personally very intrigued by the idea of him being just… extremely weird. not even in a mystical sense, just…….staggeringly BIZZARRE. 

you go to the well to get some water, and here’s Miriam’s boy, staring at the sky, completely still. his expression is unreadable. you hazard a hello and ask how he’s doing, and he slowly, unblinkingly, lowers his gaze on you (he’s 8 and is missing his frontal teeth, not that this is making you any less uncomfortable) and says “I cannot speak of the state of my being, Nathan son of Saul, my brother, but rejoice for the water you shall take today will be as pure as the soul of the children of Heaven”

…you start sweating

Ye I said ghost au and I kinda wanna keep it- what should I do with this tho?

A spidey

What a floofy chonker of a unit

And here is a Thomas Rat. 

Fuck it. Sanders Rats.

Patton’s eyesight is atrocious because he is the pure form of romantic, platonic and familial love and in the words of Shaykspeer, “love is blind”

Things I find interesting in Sanders sides:

Patton called.... wherever they reside the 'Thomasphere'

Patton also seems unable to conjure some things unless they're in the mind palace (like in svs with the butter fingers)

Patton is the only one so far to actually interact with the real world (he raided Thoma's fridge in the 'I'm in a Disney show' ep or whatever I forget the name)

Janus just. Kept all the old outfits, for some reason? Like, Logan's old tie, Patton's old cardigan, and even Roman's old sash for his judge outfit. Im sure you all know but that's still lowkey highkey creepy.

Logan once mentioned that he had seen The Office fourteen and a half times bc "I am a part of you, Thomas!" and yet they still are able to know things that Thomas doesn't, and Thomas knows things that they don't.

So if their rooms are basically Thomas's living rooms but with a "filter" put on it, does that mean they each have an entire world, a realm within their rooms? Can Virgil go out the front door and be met with an equally spider-webbed and emo outside? Hm.

janus doesn't actually have lips on his snake half of his face. Or an eyebrow. Or blood. It makes sense, but it still surprised me when I noticed it.

Roman, Logan, and Remus are the only ones who have actually given Thomas something he could hold (excluding Moving On bc that was just his imagination and stuff)

Logan (1) rubbed his wrist after he threw the laptop at thomas in accepting anxiety like the weak little nerdgeekboy he is and (2) rubbed the back of his head, where Thomas had been hit.

Roman rubbed the back of his head in pof when he was glowering at Janus (I think sometime after the 'fun, wholesome prank' comment). I don't know if this is because of his habit of running his hand through his hair, or if he was remembering Remus hitting him on the head. At this point, they both seem equally likely to me.

Patton doesn't even blink at someone saying 'fuck', but censored his own words when saying 'butthole'

Virgil started wearing blush at the start of the second season. Either that or he stopped using so much foundation.

Remus was the only one to actually touch another side with them both being fully onscreen (unless ur counting when they were all shapeshifted as Thomas's friends)

Roman continually mixes up the meaning of 'fair'. instead of, y'know, it being kind and justice-y, he always equates it with skintone

Janus was listening even way back during the Valentines ep, bc he quoted Virgil on the "weddings are overrated pageantry" or whatever during svs

Patton's eyesight is atrocious

Logan claimed to not have feelings but you literally cannot ignore the way his voice softens when he's comforting someon. Someone better make a compilation of soothing Logan moments bc that would 100% get me out of a panic attack before you could say 'infinitesimal'

And on that happy Logan note, I'm gonna end this bc this is long enough (I have so much more) and also it's four am and I have a headache.