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Proceeds To Stare

She/Her. Girlboss connoisseur. I just have a lot of opinions on a lot of things

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1 year ago

I really feel for shauna shipman because homoerotic teen friendships are traumatizing enough without someone dying

1 year ago

canonically lesbian ships are like “erm!! I like this girl…. and its so weird >_<!!” and then queerbaited lesbian ships are like Are you quoting beaches at me right now? Im not jealous of you, Jackie. I feel sorry for you. Because you’re weak, and I think that deep down you know it. And i’m sure that everyone back home is so fucking sad to be losing their perfect little princess! But they’ll never know how tragic, and boring, and insecure you really are. Or how high school was the best your life was ever gonna get.

1 year ago

that ship is toxic to YOU. to me it's a complex, multi-layered, essay-worthy dynamic that'd take numerous hours to dissect (during which i'll spend crying screaming tearing my hair out)

1 year ago

thinking about shauna playing soccer just to spend more time with jackie. how little shauna had little jackie ask if shauna wanted to play out in the backyard, and how shauna wouldn't be good at it but, don't worry, jackie will teach her and then they'll be good together. and then it was a habit, play soccer, hang out with jackie, and try not to think too hard about how much she hates the drills, the running, the smell of her cleats in her car, but instead think of jackie in her uniform and how it suits her to a T, and how jackie was having so much fun at practice the day before, and that jackie has matching knee scars from sliding on turf.

2 years ago

Me with 500 days of summer

incredible when some truly horrendous media gives u a Realization like damn i had to have life altering reveals to THIS garbage?

2 years ago

ummm hi do u remember me? we were two bacterias in the acidic springs of ethiopia and we were friends

2 years ago

po when he opened up the dragon scroll

Po When He Opened Up The Dragon Scroll
3 years ago
The Point Of No Return

The point of no return

A speedpaint video of this will be available at my Patreon on september 1st!