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The duality of being a trans girl switch:

On one hand I want to be a slutty little bunny who gets her face buried into a mattress while her holes are fucked until she cries and we cuddle and I'm yours.

On the other hand I want to be the little Jackelope that breeds you like a needy little pup until neither of our legs work anymore

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trying to prove a point to the boys at school

reblog this if you believe trans men are real men like this if you dont

He shredded for our sins

This goes so fucking hard holy shit please watch

my favorite personal dragon headcanon is that like birds they also can't see glass, but it just isn't an issue for them

It's gonna be such a funny mess when Donald Trump dies of a stroke on April 1st, 2024.

Naturally everybody will think it's fake because of the date only to lose their minds (both positively and negatively based on their opinion of trump) when realizing it's real

There will be massive celebrations in the streets and on social media and lots of predictable "don't speak ill of the dead" discourse about those celebrations

Weird evangelicals will pull some weird number trick talking about how Jesus was conceived on April 1st and that makes Trump a sort of messiah and people will make fun of that

The Republicans (after they're done with the faux-sadness and faux-outrage) will stomp over each other to be his successor but none of them will succeed. They'll tear each other apart and have no single nominee for the November elections.

There will be discourse about if Biden and the living former presidents should go to his funeral (they won't, he was a traitor insurrectionist)

The Ukraine-Russia War immediately goes in favor of Ukraine as morale in the Kremlin is reduced. China similarly backs off from its threats on Taiwan.

Ten thousand new memes are made, some sticking around for years to come.

Not a month later a bunch of unofficial biographies of Trump hit the bookshelves, many with new details about just how awful he was.

Boss is asleep, cannot stop me from frogposting

last night I had a dream that I met Bill and Ted, and I complimented Bills crop top and said something about how I would wear crop tops if my body was less bogus and he put a hand on my shoulder and said “what’s truly bogus is the way you think about yourself” and Ted nodded solemnly and then I woke up

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It pains me that only 14,000 people can honestly reblog this

reblog for something t4t to happen to you this summer.

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PSA: Please teach your partner how to choke properly if you’re into that kind of thing.

The point of choking is not to crush the oesophagus, but rather to put light pressure on the carotid arteries to stop oxygen circulation to the brain. So tops, please create a V shape with your hands, which allows the fleshy part of the palm to rest against the oesophagus without causing any obstruction to the windpipe, and press down on the arteries. It’s not about stopping your bottom from breathing completely, but making them lightheaded.

This is very, very important!

Also, please don’t attempt any choking whilst under the influence because your better judgement may be impaired and you can cause some serious damage.

Choking is serious business, if you’re going to engage in it, please be sure to practise it properly and in a safe manner!

Happy Meat Day everyone!

plz guys im begging i need my tits to be bigger 🥺

reblog this post to give the person you reblogged it from bigger breasts

E.E is also the sound I make when I Cummimgs

I'm gonna kill my English teacher he's giving such a bad analysis I'm gonna die

reblog if you’re gay, shy or a fucking idiot

you better not

rb to have an ultra gay 2024

fuck male validation. I want butch validation.