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“Armadillo girdled lizard biting its tail looks like a tiny dragon.”

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this video has been going around for a while but the English subtitles didn't match the energy of the spoken French at all. i had to fix it.

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"Which spices go with which foods" lists are of limited value to me because, like, I have functioning taste buds. What I really need is a "spices that need to be added at the start of the cooking time in order to properly develop versus spices that need to be added in the last five minutes because extended heating fucks up the flavour profile" list – that shit is not intuitive.

me, vibrating out of my skin : hey can I talk to you about this piece of media real quick? I pinky promise I'll be So Normal about it, like there's no reason to be concerned that this will turn into a three hour long monologue. Like I Prommy that I'm not gonna be a freak about it.

Me when I see a picture of ✨The Character™✨:

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please

many of my posts are made much funnier by the fact that I’m hot. try to remember this so you can fully appreciate them

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hey. I just got back from cute people town. everyone there knew you

For context, I was just casually reminiscing about some stuff and remembered my coming out.

I completely forgot I had that???

How the fuck did I forget the everlasting struggle, that is informing 90% of my decisions?

I am so incredibly grateful to have the luxury and safety to live my life the way I want to. It is amazing how the human mind can just forget months and years of hardship in such little time, if the right circumstances are given.

4 years ago I thought I'd never heal, I'd never be happy, and yet now I get to have this wonderfully confusing and wholesome moment despite it all.

I wish I could go back and tell little me it'll all be alright, and even if there will be struggles, you'll grow and flourish and love, even in spite of all of them.

I am so fucking pumped to get to enjoy every last moment of this life. The good times, the bad times, it doesn't matter. I almost gave it away once, I'm not making that mistake a second time. It's mine, and I won't ever let it go.

I just forgot I'm trans.

What the fuck.

I've heard of it but it actually happens?

I just forgot I'm trans.

What the fuck.

I've heard of it but it actually happens?

you tell your girlfriend you're into degradation and she nods and says she's willing to try that. later that night, she ties you up and gropes you some before stopping pouring a bucket of water on you. she does this repeatedly while you are stunned into silence. you manage to ask her what she's doing and she looks at you confused saying that she's trying to erode you

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My darling~ He wants you to have a lovely day!

I just thought about long-haired Jon designs, and how I don't tend to draw him like that, but then I remembered I did once for this lonely!Jon comic, I looked it up and decided to redraw it in color.

got a major pest problem this year actually

How people can mistakenly think or just subconsciously feel food works: there are “unhealthy” foods like pizza or fried chicken and “healthy” foods like fruit salad or steamed vegetables. Every time you eat an “unhealthy” food you’ve harmed yourself in some way.

How food actually works: foods contain carbs, proteins, fats, sugars, vitamins, minerals, fiber and/or other nutrients. Your body needs and uses all of them but it would like to have a little of everything every day. If you ate pizza or fried chicken for lunch then that’s probably your fat and protein for the day with extra that your body will make use of in time, so it’s a good idea to make your next meal something different like that fruit salad or steamed veggies. You can have that fatty lunch every single day if you just maintain balance and stay active enough to actually use what you’re stocking up on because foods aren’t “good or bad;” they just either fit into the rest of your diet and lifestyle or they don’t.

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I Lied to you. We aren’t having sex, put your clothes back on. It’s time for me to explain to you the entire plot the Magnus archives and tell you which fear entity you would serve.

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