WHAT

WHAT

WAAAAAAAAAAAT

Phil sniping me for my sins

Phi headcanons!

As well as some general toxic slime headcanons that I have because I can't sleep. MAJOR NSFW WARNING NEAR THE END. You don't have to follow any of these, it's my personal headcanons 

×When toxic slimes come out as their slime selves, they come out smaller than they were before. So Phi used to be taller than they are now which is very tiny lol

×Toxic slimes are very flexible, almost like silly putty.

×Phi can talk and eat through their hair mouth. 

×Speaking of eating, toxic slimes can't eat normal foods, it would dissolve in their stomachs, so they eat special foods made from slime.

×Likewise, normal people can't eat slime food, lest you get a hole in your stomach.

×Slimes have legs, they just have to split them from each other (Thanks Zoura for giving me this idea!). 

Here's where it gets dirty :p

×Slimes have retractable pussies and dicks. The dicks are tentacles. That's about it.  

×Phi is EXTREMELY touch starved, the smallest of head pats will give them a boner. Or make them wet. It depends on whether they want to top or not.

×Phi gives good head.

×Phi gets flustered very easily. They're good at initiating, but the second someone flirts back, their mind goes blank and they become a hot pink mess.

×Phi doesn't like PDA, but they do like cuddling. They REFUSE to admit it and would die of embarrassment if anyone found out.

×Phi is ticklish, mostly around the neck. 

And I think that's all I'm legally allowed to write, feel free to use any of these you'd like. 

how dire  and life threatening me😭 but this is my short story. Why I came tumblr to ask for help.

I am a young indigenous latin mother. It is very sad to have to ask for help in this way, but my salary is not enough. I owe 2 months rent and food is running out. After months of suffering because of renal cancer my husband passed away. after a long battle from radiotheraphy he left us alone i have 1 little son left on me. please help me raise$1500, I don't really have enough fund right now to cover my rent and food.

If you feel able to help me please donate some money or give away your share.

Uuuuh sorry, but I don't have any money...👀💧

I like how literally everyone predicted that this dude was gonna die lol

Why couldn't we get this?! :(

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