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ladies and gentlemen today is a very special day.

"everybody hates me" factoid actually just a statistical error. The average person doesn't hate you, especially not your friends. You, a person who sits in your room experiencing self loathing every day, are an outlier adn should not have been counted.

picketing terf conferences is OUT, releasing 6000 live crickets into the audience of a terf conference and watching chaos erupt as everyone scrambles to evacuate is IN

How to protect yourself during stampede

I literally can’t get myself to sit through movies that don’t have women. I’m like where the fuck are the women? Why are there so many men? This is boring as fuck goodbye

me, watching my mutuals post ceaselessly about a fandom i’m not in:

like. 17 min.

let’s play a fun game called “how long can you survive”

My record is three minutes and seven seconds.

in other words, I can survive approximately 5% of this video.

Oh yeah I’m making it a tag game too. @the-real-gmail @twomanyfandomshelp @king-of-the-oreo @edgedancer-by-night @bees-official

Im here to settle a debate

Leah is an amazing Annabeth

Dear Undecided and Both Sides are Evil voters.

Hello my friends I am Hanan from Gaza. I have three children. Asking for help is not easy I need your help. If you can, please donate to save my life and the lives of my children. I ask everyone to donate a small amount of $15 or $25. It will save my children from death and help me cover travel and rebuilding expenses 🍉🇵🇸 My link is in my bio. (Please see my resume) https://www.gofundme.com/f/9s6zht-please-help-my-family-in-gaza?utm_source=copy_link&utm_medium=customer&utm_campaign =man_sharesheet_ft&utm_content=amp9c&attribution_id=sl:3834f25d- d0cf-48ab -8eb1-7486b0785867 My account was verified by @90-ghost

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Hello 👋🌸,I hope you're well.

Dr. Farhat's family urgently needs your help due to the ongoing violence. I invite you to read our full, heart-wrenching story to understand the depth of our situation, and then please share and support the "Save Dr. Farhat's family from genocide in Gaza" campaign. Every share makes a difference.

Link: https://gofund.me/e9f9ce20

Thank you so much for any support you can provide 💖.

With gratitude,

Dr. Farhat's Family 🌹

✅ Verified with number 248 in the official list by @el-shab-hussein @nabulsi @90-ghost

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Leo: What if the person who named Walkie Talkies named everything?  Percy: Pregnancy tests are Maybe Babies. 

Leo: Socks are Feetie Heaties. 

Percy: Defibrillators are Heartie Starties. 

Leo: Nightmares are Dreamy Screamies. 

Percy: Stamps are Lickie Stickies. 

Annabeth: I hate you guys so much.

for a minute i definitely forgot that kanye west had changed his name to ye and was wondering why this accusatory headline was written in shakespearean language

Do you ever write a sentence and then realize “Nah, that’s too self aware for you” and backspace a bunch of times.

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