Creepypasta Incorrect Quotes #4

Creepypasta Incorrect Quotes #4

Jeff: Hey, be safe.

Y/N: Why? Do you caaaaare?

Jeff: Shut up.

BEN: You hurt?

Jeff: No. I normally spurt blood from my rib cage.

Toby: Sooooo, what's your plan?

BEN: My plan was to follow your plan!

Y/N: (petting Smile) Oh my gosh, this dog is so cute!

Jeff: You say cute, I say absolute demon.

Y/N: Hey! Things can be cute and absolute demons. Just take you for example.

Jeff, blushing: Y-you think I'm cute?

Liu: EJ, did you get my note?

EJ: Of course, I got it. You taped it to my forehead while I was sleeping.

I'm sorry it's so short, I'm almost done with fighting a cold right now and been busy with work. Once I'm over this funk, I'll make another post, pinkie swear. Also, sorry for taking so long to get to this one.

Thank you to everyone who got me to 500 likes!

I'll take the cards cause I'm NOT gonna STOP!!!!

Thank You

thank you, Luz Noceda, for showing me how great of a weirdo i am, even if most people dont get me.

thank you, Eda Clawthorne, for showing me that im still the baddest witch - or human, i guess - regardless of my weaknesses.

thank you, King Clawthorne, for showing me that no matter what i look like or where i come from, the people i call family will still always be family.

thank you, Willow Park, for showing me that it's okay to lean on my friends for help sometimes, even if its a little scary.

thank you, Gus Porter, for showing me that no matter how much people put me down, i can always get back up.

thank you, Amity Blight, for showing me that it's okay to not live up to my parents expectations, especially when they aren't what i want for myself.

thank you, Hunter Deamonne, for showing me that sometimes the people who are supposed to be in charge of us aren't always the best people to trust.

thank you, Vee, for reminding me i cant just run away from my problems, but when i need to face them, it's good to have someone to help you through them.

thank you, The Owl House, for making me a better me.

and @disneyanimation?? thank you for teaching me how much corporate media sucks.

okay i'm gonna say something and you all have to give me a chance. ready?

we need to stop making fun of poor american southerners who distrust the government. it's real easy to call them all conspiracy theorists and dismiss them, but half the time, its built off of a genuine feeling of being abandoned by the infrastructure meant to keep them safe.

in appalachia, a lot of people lost their homes because of coal mining operations. a lot of people worked in those mines, and then when the mines stopped being profitable, they got tossed out with the bathwater. a lot of appalachia is poor, malnourished, and i don't blame them for not trusting rich politicians who dismiss them as stupid and lower class.

if yall actually listened to half the things poor southerners say, you'd realize that a Lot of common leftist complaints are virtually identical to the rural grandma who doesn't hold with electronic money and politicians. it stems from a genuine feeling of abandonment and ostracization by the people who run the country. functionally, someone living paycheck to paycheck in the city in a tiny apartment has infinitely more in common with someone from rural appalachia than a politician. high rent, high taxes, food insecurity, feeling lied to by those in power, a general sense of frustration. it just sounds fancier coming from a city mouth than one with shitty teeth and a southern accent.

tl;dr stop dismissing southern people as stupid. they're absolutely right not to wholeheartedly trust politicians, because they've been fucked over by them time and time again, and honestly, id rather talk to a southern person who openly distrusts their representatives than someone from the city who wholeheartedly believes that Frederick Jamestown OldMoney III genuinely cares what people think and can be convinced to change his ways.

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