At The Company Retreat, One Extremely Drunk Girl Asked What My Pronouns Were. (Eventually, It Took Her

At the company retreat, one extremely drunk girl asked what my pronouns were. (Eventually, it took her a while to word the question.) After the whole conversation was done, she goes- "YEAHHH GURL, Get on with--with THY bad self! See what I did?? They/them/thy."

I was almost holding back tears from trying not to laugh as I told her yes that's great you nailed it honey. Thank you very much I am feeling the love.

Anyway I've been assigned Thee/Thine at Supportive Drunk Girl

The thing is, when museums and cultural institutions or researchers adopt memes in a "How do you do, fellow kids" way, that's adorable like my grandma when she's misusing emojis. However when some megacorp does it to sell me evil products or some influencer is trying to get me to buy nonsense skincare mud or cyberpunk looking face masks or weightloss pills, I think that's evil incarnate and their name goes into the Death Note (very mindful, very demure)

I was recently made aware that this is a REAL promotional photo that was used for the Phantom Menace. 🤣🤣🤣 🤭🤭🤭

YES IT IS! I love this photo🤣

They’re so cute, they look like they’re in a boy band

How the phantom menace should have gone, imo😌

Ahsoka: Hi dad.

Plo Koon: Hello, little Soka

Ahsoka: Hi brother.

Anakin: Hey Snips.

Ahsoka: Hi Grandpa.

Obi-Wan: I HAVE ONE GRAY HAIR. ONE.

Cooking show concept: Culinary Horrors Around The World!

The concept is that instead of being one of those "eeew, they eat bugs" sort of xenophobic shitshows, it's about a british professional chef being handed ingredients of the traditional cuisine of a different culture each episode, and watch him try to figure out how to make food from them. There's a chef who's a professional at that specific cuisine at the studio for each episode, who is not allowed to intervene in any situation save for if the mistake the british chef is making is life threatening.

The horror of the show is watching somebody happily peel a fruit that you know Should Not Be Peeled, and then frying the peel. Occasionally the camera cuts to the Expert Chef silently cringeing while watching this. They're placed behing an one-sided mirror so the star of the show can't take clues from their expressions. Each episode ends with the professional's breakdown on everything that went wrong in this kitchen, and how this or that step or ingredient should have been handled.