DO IT

DO IT

plEASE I BEG OF YO

im about tired of seeing 99% of the hero x sidekick tag being used in a post where hero is abusive to sidekick

CAN I PLEEAAASEEE HAVE A HEALTHY ROMANTIC RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN THE TWO FOR ONCE

“It’s a handbag.”

*gordon ramesay entering the tumblr foodcourt* : why do i smell vanilla, do you only fucking serve vanilla deserts?? where are your cakes even why aren’t they on display - IS THAT YOUR FUCKING CAKE - you’re telling me that fucking burnt batter pathetic excuse of a piece of coal is your bloody fucking cake?? what do you mean vanilla extract?? HOW MANY CUPS OF VANILLA EXTRACT ARE YOU FUCKERS PUTTING IN THERE

Inspired by this prompt by @phantomgl1tch / @phantomgl1tchh

"And why did you bring it to our battle?" Villain asked incredulously.

"I couldn't just leave him home. He'd be lonely." Hero smiled down at the happy looking pooch in their arms.

"And how exactly do you expect to fight with that...thing in your arms?" Villain eyed the dog wearily.

"Hey, watch it. 'That thing' is my new son." Hero warned, hugging the chocolate lab puppy protectively.

"You have got to be kidding me."

"You'll help me beat Villain, right Steak?" Hero cooed as they set the puppy on the ground. "Go get 'em boy!"

Steak stared at Hero with a cheerfully blank expression, clearly not understanding the request but happy about the attention.

Villain watched the Hero try to get the dog to listen for several painful minutes before finally speaking. "Can we get to the fight now? Please?"

Hero sighed in defeat. "Fine." They gave the dog a pat on the head. "Don't worry, bud. You'll get 'em next time."

"Next time? Don't tell me you're planning on bringing that thing to a fight again?"

Before Hero could respond, something caught Steak's attention and he suddenly ran towards Villain and Villain shrieked, quickly backing away.

Hero stared in shocked confusion, then realization. "Wait...are you...afraid of dogs?"

"What? Of course not. The blasted thing just startled me, that's all-" Villain cut themself off with another shriek that was extremely unfitting for the city's top criminal.

"Oh my god you are."

Villain very much did not appreciate the amusement in Hero's voice. They glared. "Whatever. Just get it away from me."

Hero did not get it away. Instead, Hero stood still and watched as the puppy started tugging on the laces of Villian's boots.

"Get it off get it off get it off!"

"Aw, he likes you." Hero was definitely enjoying this too much.

"If you don't get it away from me right now you're not gonna have a dog for much longer." The threat was less effective when the Villain was freaking out over a puppy at their feet.

"You hurt him and I will literally kill you."

Villian finally shook the dog off their boot and shot Hero a deadly look. "I'm leaving. If you ever decide you're ready to fight come back without the mutt."

Hero watched the Villain storm off at a brisk pace and then glanced down at their floppy furball who was currently sprawled on its back with its tongue out, looking utterly harmless. They smirked a little. "Guess you helped me beat Villain after all, huh buddy?"

attempting to explain hfjone lore to my sibling