Im Lmfao At This Shit

i’m lmfao at this shit

how dire  and life threatening me😭 but this is my short story. Why I came tumblr to ask for help.

I am a young indigenous latin mother. It is very sad to have to ask for help in this way, but my salary is not enough. I owe 2 months rent and food is running out. After months of suffering because of renal cancer my husband passed away. after a long battle from radiotheraphy he left us alone i have 1 little son left on me. please help me raise$1500, I don't really have enough fund right now to cover my rent and food.

If you feel able to help me please donate some money or give away your share.

Lmao get the fuck outta here

Hear me out though

Extendable pointer thingy that office people use to point at things on their comically large PowerPoint presentations.

Bonus points if it's one of the ones that has a cartoon hand on the pointing end

guys im drawing a silly wizard and i dont know what i should give him as a staff. Should be something really silly and dumb, like maybe a rolling pin, but larger. Help

The only ethical AI

I am SICK and TIRED of seeing so much hate towards Al! Al hasn't done ANYTHING to hurt ANYONE! Al is harmless!

But I can already hear the Al haters out there!

"Al isn't original!" No shit, Sherlock! That's what we love the most about Al.

"People aren't supposed to look like that!" That sounds like a problem between you and God, and frankly, plenty of people like the way Al looks.

"Al is just too WEIRD!" Have you ever thought that you might be to NORMAL to actually appreciate Al?

I think you all need to apologize to Al right now!

APOLOGIZE TO HIM

APOLOGIZE TO WEIRD AL RIGHT NOW!

Oh God oh fuck there's so many

Past:

I realize now that a Death Note fanfic is one of the few WIPs I've ever finished and it was from way back in middle school. L got turned into a cat, and Misa was a crazy cat girlie instead of a Kira stan, so she adopted Cat L. Eventually he learned how to communicate in a way she understood and she used witchcraft to turn him back (I wrote this when I was a wee bebeh stop judging me)

Present:

I have so many :,) If I had to pick just one, I'd pick either Sielsi--which was inspired by the Inheritance Cycle and my deep-seated frustration about the lack of cool shapeshifters in YA romance/fantasy--or it'd be The Bandit Queen's Bride--a self-indulgent lesbian love story full of sapphic yearning and ocean-adjacent adventures.

Future:

I just want to finish my Whitegarden story. I have it literally planned out, written snippets of scenes, made art and music playlists for the characters... And it's sat in my WIP folder for like three years without any updates. Maybe next year I'll get around to it.

Tagging @voidcreativity and @yourlocaldragondealer

Past/Current/Next WIP Game

Thanks @thepeculiarbird for the tag!

Rules: past is a WIP you stopped working on/finished; current is a WIP you're currently working on; next is a WIP you want to write

Past: unpublished fanfiction. Oh God. I was in middle school or high school. I hate it. I cringe so hard. Warriors cats is the least painful. Hamilton middle school AU. MCU au. I started a supernatural fanfic. Like one scene. Thank God. I have nothing against fanfic writers - mass respect honestly. But mine hurts it's so cringe. Maybe cause it's mine. It's certainly not for me that's for sure.

Current: two YA series: sci-fi/fantasy series The Secret Portal and fantasy fairy tale retelling School of the Legends. in short, TSP follows these adolescents discovering an interdimensional portal something something powers something something war. SOTL is what it sounds like; there's an international school for people with gifts (born with), majicks (developed), and curses (given).

Next: I'd love to write what's currently being called The Emerald of Secrets but the title may change. I've written some parts of it in the past but none are gonna be used directly, so I'm not counting it as current or past. Have something to do with the ozone layer one I mentioned on this poll. [LAST DAY VOTE NOW]. Fairy world kinda helps human world is short version.

Alright softly tagging @gracehosborn @isabellebissonrouthier @buffythevampirelover @theelfauthor @little-mouse-gardens @little-peril-stories @finxi-writes @ohnomybreadsticks @emabatis @emberlyric @reneesbooks @annetilney @unrepentantcheeseaddict @fairy-tales-of-yesterday @blind-the-winds @jezifster @ceph-the-ghost-writer @hippiewrites @jessicagailwrites and anyone else if you want to play!