GLaDOS To Chell On A Daily Basis:

GLaDOS to chell on a daily basis:

Made a sniper design

I will eat the metal bars of my enclosure

Yandere Engineer Headcanons

(Based lightly on my Character.Ai bot that can be found here)

•You’re his. Even before you knew him, before you came here, and before he knew you, you were and will always be his; you just don’t know it yet, right?

•You can always feel his glances at you, whether it’s during battle or when you’re in the common room. He’s always there. Watching. Of course you don’t think it’s weird at first because he’s so nice to you…he could never do anything to hurt you…

•Everyone notices his behaviour change as you come into the picture. Some are confused, and some know damn well what’s going on. You often get little warnings from Scout or Spy, but you brush them off for now. They wish you could see what was going on. They try to make you understand, but suddenly he’s there. It’s almost like he knows...

•Jeremy is like a big brother to you sometimes. But Dell doesn’t see it like that. Oh no. You see, he tries so hard to protect you, and you just let some skinny, tall guy from Boston get close to you like that? He’s not letting that happen.

•Whatever your class or skill, he is always setting up a sentry near you. You often question it, but not for long as you try not to get hit by the bullets whizzing past you. You’re not stupid, obviously; you know something is going on; you just can’t understand it. Maybe some part of you wants to deny it, or maybe you’re scared. Who knows?

•Items you own slowly begin to go missing. Like the book you left on the table? Gone. Your sandwich you were eating, then you realised you needed to pee? Not there anymore. You first blame it on Heavy in a joking way, but he smiles awkwardly and switches his gaze to Scout, then to Dell, then back at you.

(I actually love this man so much I need help)

a dramatic recreation of a doodle my friend made in gartic phone

Glorious.

HI HI HIIII

Scout fictionkin here

WAIT NO FORGOT THE CAPS ANYWAYSSSSS YOU SHOULD LIKE TOTALLY DRAW ME AND AND AND UHHHHH AND THE REST OF THE OFFENSE TEAM CHILLING!!! ID LIKE TO SEE THAT TOTES YEAH OK BYE

Maybe they would chill better if they got along

Wowie it’s me ☆⌒(≧▽​° )