Me @ My Brain: Hey, Can I Have A Normal, Non Threatening Dream For Once? Thanks~

Me @ my brain: Hey, can I have a normal, non threatening dream for once? Thanks~

My brain: MURDER CIRCUS MURDER CIRCUS TRAPPED IN A MURDER CIRCUS BONES IN THE RIVER WADING THROUGH THE BONE RIVER LIGHT YAGAMI IS A CANNIBAL M U R D E R C I R C U S

Me: clocks out of work

My brain ever ten minutes for the next hour: ARE YoU sUrE YOu CLocKEd OUt?

A concept:

The entire first season of avatar the last airbender performed by muppets with the one human character being zuko played by irl Dante basco. Gonzo is aang, katara is a chicken, and Kermit is sokka, who keeps having to go back stage to get jokes from fozzy ember island style. Miss piggy is both suki and yue.

imagine the bitchy alpha twink leader of the drama club drops out of your school and then like a month later you learn that he’s got a body count and has become the bitchy alpha twink leader of an actual fucking real world mafia and no one addresses it as weird in any way. anyway beastars sure is a show huh

What are you talking about.. those are the same thing?

So I went into Macy’s and I’m not sure if this is the proper advertising strategy for belts.