I Have A Feeling That The Euphoria Of Getting New Emails From Our Friend Johnathan Harker Is Gonna Be

I have a feeling that the euphoria of getting new emails from our friend Johnathan Harker is gonna be the only thing that get’s me through final’s week ngl.

I'm gonna make a post with all of the 'stick figure violence' adjacent images I have. if anyone knows any similar ones I'm missing PLEASE SEND ME THEM. I have an unhealthy obsession with them.

can confirm. we don’t.

Ppl who wear glasses: How do you keep them clean because holy shit

I miss read pelicans as politicians

I hate pop culture depictions of snakes that show them swallowing their prey alive, they literally evolved both venom and constriction to make sure their prey is as dead as possible before they swallow it, unlike other awful animals like frogs and pelicans who just shove live mice and babies into their mouths.

IM CRYING THEY ALL LOOK SO NICE I STILL CAN’T BELIVE THIS IS HAPPENING

I NEED TO SEE MY BOY IN THE NEW ART STYLE I KNOW HE’S GONNA LOOK SO GOOD. 

Changes I would make to Harry Potter if it were an animated series:

(within the confines of not changing the plot)

Gay agenda:

-Here’s the easy one: just out dumby in The Life and Lies of Albus Dumbledoor during the Grindelwald section. It’s that fucking easy, Joanne

-Colin Crevey is already very gay for harry but we need to make that clearer

-Make Harry the dumbass bisexual he was clearly meant to be. He WILL have a crush on Cedric Digory and Bill Weasley 

-Tonks is Genderfluid now fuck you 

-Sirius and Lupin had a thing in the past but it probably died after all the murder happened 

-Dean and Seamus are boyfriends

-Make mrs.weasley less transphobic plz

Colors!:

-Black hermione

-Black lavender brown

-(I like Black krum but that's just me) 

-PICK A FUCKING ETHNICITY FOR CHO AND STICK WITH IT

-More scenes like that one at the world cup where Fudge get’s made fun of for being racist, less of the BS she came up with for the EU

-None of the racist shit with the Patiels from the movies

-I like the tan Harry that some people draw. That could be cool. 

Pet peeves (pun intended):

-Cho is one year older than harry and shouldn’t initially be @ Hgwts in book 7

- Remember that line about magic being more than saying some funny words and waving a wand? Yeah can we go back to that? Also all the creative spells from the book.

-Set up Angelina with George not Fred you dumbass

-Explain how the paintings work in terms of retaining the occupants knowledge and personality

-It’s philosopher’s. Not sorcerer’s 

-No stupid grimdark colorpallets allowed. Horrible things are happening in this colorful magical world and that’s what makes it sad

-Make the kids look like kids. Keep it fucked up.

additions/fixes:

-Interactions between female characters that are less bitchy

-I like the idea of a scene where Slughorn tries to rally the Slytherins in b7 and they ask him why they should care because the school has only ever hurt them, and they want to go home because “it’s the only one they’ll ever have” to really drive home how much hogwarts failed ALL it’s students. 

-Either put daisy/teddy in the 19 years later sequence or cut it completely idk

-Or let harry be a goddamn teacher because he would fucking love it. It would be the ultimate triumph over all the adults who failed him AND have him do the one thing Tom could never accomplish

-If 19 years later is kept, have harry acknowledge that snape was fucked up

-Use Kazu Kabishi’s concepts. They’re cool as fuck.

-Finish Malfoy’s arc. It’s fascinating but doesn’t really get completed

-Put more nuance into the spells. Please. I’m fucking begging you. 

-Explain why guns don’t work on wizards

-Ignore everything from the spin-off movies, a-la star wars EU reset. 

-A little more Cedric in book 3

-Understand that at their core, the HP books are MYSTERIES set in a fantasy world. The puzzle-box nature of each book is crucial. 

-Idk, make avada-kedavra creepier