R3d-d34th - Wow Those Purse-owners Sure Are Cool

Dirk Gently’s holistic detective agency

Adults are surprised to find that tasking teenagers with the fate of the world can be mentally scarring. A child psychologists probably would have worked wonders, but the adults are too busy listening to ‘Build God then we’ll talk’ on repeat because the biggest plot twist is that they need therapy too.

do you ever wish you could unread a book or unwatch a movie/tv show just so you could go back and experience it all again as if it were brand new

This has me shook

On a scale from Ikari Shinji to Steven Universe, how well did you adjust to your unavoidable duty to save the world and actually the entire universe from a hostile alien apocalypse through horrific trauma and self-sacrifice because you were thrust into the role of a savior alongside creepy biological hybrid powers you inherited from your deceased mother as a literal young teenage boy, with nothing to help you cope except for the connections you made with other people? And at the end of your story, when all of your friends surrounded you and clapped for you, was it a scarring delusional moment of physical, psychological and emotional breakdown or was it the grand finale of a Broadway-style song and dance sequence?

WHY ARE YOU RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT AT THE SOUP STORE???