As A Hooray For The Last Part Of The Stich Event Coming Out I Have Weird Drawings

As a hooray for the last part of the stich event coming out I have weird drawings

It was for mermay but since I'm reposting everything I might as well bunch post all of those.

Did you know ? Octopi are my favorite marine animals alongside sharks and jellyfishes! Every time I participate in mermay I draw at least one octomer.

Did you know ? There are actually three plurals of octopus : octopi, octopodes, and the most common octopuses. Technically all three are grammatically correct.

Did you know ? Some octopi living in the deep are bioluminescent! Azul's eyes already seem to be glowing the one time we see his merform. What if his actual merform was more colorful/luminescent but at the time he was just covered in blot so we couldn't see it ?

Did you know ? The smallest octopi measure about one centimeter while the biggest can measure up to ten meters. Murray eels however measure between fifteen centimeters and four meters.

I headcanon that underwater, Azul is muuuuch bigger than the tweels. But on land, since Azul is of average size for his species, he is also average size as a human. The tweels on the other hand are big for murray eels, so they are also big on land.

(Did you know ? I know far too much random trivia about octopi you'd think I have AuDHD and an unchecked internet connection- wait.)

"Prefect-san, is this....really necessary?" Azul queried as he stared at the shimmering blue car parked in the empty bank's parking lot. The streets were empty, so right now was the perfect time.

"Get in the car." They pointed at it.

"Ah yes, right away!"

Word count:b2,557

Idea by: @r3dr3ality

Warnings: None

Extra: proofread this without sleep and it's been 18 hours at least so no promises

Enjoy!

Azul hopped in the car and scowled at the twins' chuckles. Why did he let himself get dragged here by Yuu? Sure, he'd need to learn how to drive eventually, but he planned to hold it off at least a few more years, perhaps after graduation. But no! They were so insistent.

They hopped in the passenger seat and handed over the jingling keys. On the keyring was an angry octopus plushie, which he could heavily relate to right now (though he was more annoyed if anything).

"Insert it in the-"

"I know I know!" He thrusted the key in the hole and turned it until it revved on. The gauges adjusted to their proper points and the radio started playing Ozzy Osbourne's Mr.Crowley. Oh if only Dire Crowley was here! Actually he'd only care if he was liable. So it wouldn't matter. Unless it was his car. Where did Yuu get this from anyways?

"Hey be gentle with it!" They exclaimed. The sea creature turned his head to look at his comrade.

"Where'd you get this from?" He asked.

"Oh I got the keychain from an arcade game, it reminded me of you." They explained and flicked the purple plush. It made a little jangle the prefect was quite fond of.

"Reminds you of me?- No nevermind that. This car. Who's is it?"

"Oh don't worry about that. Come on start driving."

"I will worry it's im- PORTANT!" He yelped as Yuu put it in drive and it started moving...very slowly. A lot less climactic then he expected.

"Chill dude. It's barely moving." They said with an unimpressed look. He glared at them.

"You almost gave me a heart attack!" He scolded. "Don't do that!" But he wasn't taken seriously, in fact Yuu was moving their hand and lip syncing. "Hey! I'm not playing!"

They stopped and pointed at the road in front of them.

"Yeah yeah whatever. You're going to take this until the stop sign. Then turn around." They directed their finger past some trees. Great, he couldn't even see it.

"Alright." He replied with a sigh. Being a fish out of water was hard, now he has to be a fish in a car? Ridiculous!

-

He got in his zone and was actually doing it. He was doing it! Driving a car!

"You can go faster than the snails you know." They stated sarcastically. Ashengrotto looked down at the speedometer and it didn't even pass the average broomstick speeds. And those averages were short.

"I am going my preferred speed, thank you very much! Driver makes the rules!" He announced. "And shut this foul tune off!"

He looked away from the road to shut the radio off. It made a little click.

"AZUL!" They screamed. In a panic he slammed on the breaks. The sudden force rocked them in their seats.

"What?!" He exclaimed. Yuu could see his chest moving up and down and his face didn't hide how terrified he was. They started laughing, which only irritated the driver.

"Hahahaha! Oh my 7 your reaction is priceless! Dude I was kidding around!"

But the latter didn't find it funny. He murmured some gibberish Yuu didn't understand and continued driving. He tried his best to calm his heart rate, but the poor guy was still horrified. They noticed him tensed up as close to the wheel as possible, which definitely wasn't comfortable. He attempted to anxiously tap the wheel, but when he caught himself he stopped and tightened his grip. They sighed.

"Sorry."

"Thank you."

"Sitting like that won't help you. You need to be comfortable. Move back. And loosen your grip or you'll hurt your hands." They crossed their arms but pointed to his palms as they directed. Azul tried to take their advice and loosen up. He changed his position but he couldn't help his intense hold of the wheel.

"Good. That's a start. Now keep your eyes on the road, you're doing great."

"When's the stop sign?" He seemed to be starting to settle down.

"Just up here. You'll have to make a U-turn."

The car instantly stopped. Scratch that.

"A U-turn!?"

"Don't worry. It sounds a lot harder then it actually is. Plus you'll have a lot of room."

"Oh 7..."

-

The car ride was probably the slowest in their life. They knew he couldn't help it, but they almost fell asleep for Pete's sake.

They looked out their window and saw a shaggy man with a sign doing a dance. The sign read, "I am Pete! :D" with a stick figure drawing. Yeah not that Pete's sake. That one's obviously too far gone.

They were approaching the stop sign and they could see Azul mentally prepare himself. His eyes narrowed and- oh it was a lot more room than he thought.

"See, I told you." They reassured.

"I wasn't nervous."

"Whatever you want to tell yourself Octoboy."

"Don't call me that."

-

Finally the ride was over! Azul made it back to the starting point successfully, where the twins were waiting. Floyd looked bored out of his mind, but he had to wait a little longer for his turn. Right now it was...

Jade's! He got in right when his octopus companion got out. Yuu took it as him being a lot less patient than he put on.

"Okay so I kind of forgot to explain this to Az-" They pointed but were cut off.

"This is the speed gauge and this one tells me how much gas we have. I believe that's all I'll have to worry about."

"Yep. Dang you actually knew it."

"I studied up on it one time for a deal. " Yuu was about to speak but got cut off again. "No, I cannot elaborate. "

"Alright. Anyways good luck."

"Thank you, Prefect-san." He said as he put the radio on and turned it to the calm classical track. He got the car out of park and started driving. He even buckled and kept his steady pace.

-

Seems like he didn't need it, he did swimmingly! (Pun intended) They approached the roundabout quickly and he already started adjusting the car for the turn.

"You're going to make a turn around right here. Yep just like that." They stated as he turned. They didn't realize how good of a driver Jade oddly was. That's cool, fish can drive!

Their monologued congrats was interrupted with a sudden stop. Yuu put their hand on the glove box compartment and shot their head in his direction.

"What's wrong!?" They queried. The Leech unbuckled and left the car.

"One moment, Prefect-san. " It was almost like he was in a trance. He walked to a group of trees and kneeled down. Yuu couldn't see what he was looking at. They assumed he wouldn't be long and waited for him. However one minute soon became 5 which became 30 and they grew impatient. They hopped out the car to check out what was so interested.

"Yo Jade, we need to get back."

Of course...Mushrooms. The mushrooms were bright red. Wouldn't the vibrant hues mean they're poisonous? He didn't seem to care. He pulled them out the ground and scooped them into a large plastic bag he brought with him. Did he know these would be here? Or did he always carry the band around with him? They couldn't see his face but they imagined him practically beaming with a smile so wide it'd be long enough (if it physically could) to pull something out of a trench if it had fallen off a cliff. He didn't notice Yuu until he rose and turned around.

"Oh my apologies, I didn't mean to take that long. I couldn't miss up the chance of these Amanita muscaria." He apologized as he held the bag up proudly.

"Yeah... Okay come on." They started walking back to the car. They could care less about the mushrooms.

"You know these are considered Psilocybin mushrooms, or in other words they're like magic mushrooms. They affect the mind in-"

They blocked the rest out. He made it back to the car and finished the turn. But the way back was full of mushroom facts.

They finally made it back. They couldn't tell which ride felt longer, Azul's with his slow driving or Jade's with his boring rant. Oh well now it was

Floyd's turn. Yuu didn't feel like making the pitstop so they had the others ride in the back seat. Of course once they had to get on main roads they'd have to stop to switch drivers but they didn't think about it when they made the others get in.

"I did better than Azul." Jade remarked as the two buckled. Azul complained about it but the ones in the front seat ignored it.

"Which one is the gas?" He asked. Oh 7... This was going to be something.

"That one." They pointed.

He was an unpredictable one, so they didn't know how this would go. He could stop half way and make Yuu finish the drive, he could crash into a tree, or he could-

Zoom off with a trail of dust. They made it past the stop sign in an instant, but of course didn't bother to stop.

"WOOO!! NOW THIS IS MY KIND OF RIDE!!" Yuu exclaimed and put their hands in the air. Although the octopus in the back had a different opinion on the matter.

"Slow down Floyd!'" Azul demanded as he instinctively clung to Jade for dear life. "You're going to make us cra-AASH!"

A small bump made him yelp, which made Jade chuckle. Ashengrotto realized what he was doing and let go of the eel. Floyd didn't listen to his orders, and continued cruising. The scenery all blurred together, so they failed to notice the car on the side of the road with two officers inside.

"Hey Pete, what you got there?" The cop behind the wheel asked his comrade, who was a shaggy guy with a sign. He handed the sign to his friend. "Oh a sign. With your name on it. Is this why you disappeared? To make this?"

He responded with a thumbs up and hopped in the car. He slammed the door shut and grabbed one of the donuts from their cafe box. The two ate their donuts in peace until s blue car bolted past them.

"That's not the speed limit. Get the lights on."

Pete flicked a switch and the sirens turned on, along with blinding top lights. Then they were in pursuit.

-

Despite Floyd's illegal speeds he did great. He hit all the turns and- well nothing else. He didn't stop at any sign, who knew if they physically could stop in time at this speed. Azul was absolutely horrified in the back, and Jade was enjoying the nice breeze.

"Ugh change this horrible station." The driver said and switched the song to a heavy metal one. "There, much better."

The (for mostly everyone) peaceful ride was turned sour then he looked out the back windows.

"Kufufu, it seems like we have company."

Yuu and Azul turned their heads and gasped. Then screamed in unison.

"THE COPS!?"

Azul shouted fish curses but no one seemed surprised by it. Yuu didn't even understand it and the twins probably heard it all before. Floyd stayed focused on the road.

"Lame. How can I shake em?" He questioned.

"By stopping?!"

"Make a right then a left then a couple rights then a left. Should confuse them."

Floyd listened to the latter and made a sharp right. Azul slammed into the door with a loud thump, and Jade couldn't help but topple over him.

"FLOYD!" Ashengrotto shouted. He didn't even care about the tall fellow on him, he was more focused on the crime he was in the middle of. Jade watched merrily.

Floyd followed his instructions, which seemed to have chased off the cops. Yuu changed the station back to the classical hits for Azul's sake, even if it wouldn't do much.

"Okay you lost them now we have to return back to Night Raven." Yuu explained.

"Yes, but which way is that?" Jade queried as he rose off of the octopus. Said octopus dusted himself off, like it'd rid him of the diseases he was just given. Once he looked up he hollered.

"CLIFF!!"

Yuu turned their head.

"CLIFF!"

"CLIFF!!" Screamed Floyd but he was much happier about it. He tried stopping but at this rate they would still fall. Jade quickly noticed their predicament and unbuckled Azul. This was it, they'd plummet to their deaths and their bodies would never be found. They'd be splatted all over and be undefinable. They'd die listening to dramatic classical opera.

Everything seemed to slow down. Like time specifically wanted this moment to last.

"Guys, I love you. All of you" Yuu needed to get something out before their demise.

"Love you too, Koebi-chan." Floyd was chill about it, like he just accepted his fate.

"I love you all so much!" Azul was sobbing.

"I appreciate the sentiments and you all are dear to me but I have more mushrooms to gather before I die. So, goodbye." Jade announced as he opened the door and pushed the octopus out. He followed suit.

"OH THANK THE 7S I'M NOT BUCKLED!" Yuu shouted as they pushed the door open and hopped out.

"Oh." The ex-driver said dully and copied the prefect. Just in time too.

The shimmering blue car flew off the cliff. It stayed in the air for what felt like a comedic suspense while, then plummeted. The 4 walked over to the edge, and watched it fall down the trench. It landed with a loud crash and combusted.

"Damn."

"We don't-." Azul sniffled. "Tell anyone about this."

"Deal." Everyone said in unison. It's a shame Azul didn't write it on a contract, he had everyone so willing! Jokes aside, everyone was thankfully safe and they could start their long journey back home. The group turned around and began walking in silence. It was the prefect who broke it.

"Well Crud, Crewel-Sensei just lost his car."

"The car was his!?""

*Insert ending sfx here*

Final Thoughts

Sooo...I wrote this at like 2am and it's 530 now

This is the post I got the idea from. Diasomnia is next on my agenda if I get another random burst of motivation. It'll probably be another latey! 👍

Anyways have a wonderhoytastic day!!

Incorrect quote generators are great for people like me that have no original thoughts

we were fucking ROBBED