This Idiot Is Growing So Much I Fear He'll Just Grow Into A Black Leopard.

This idiot is growing so much I fear he'll just grow into a black leopard.

Maybe bc he eats a lot.

We all gotta start commenting shit like “I am NOT taking my child to see this” on the Minecraft movie trailer. They don’t care about adult fans of the game, they care about parents who will pay for tickets for both themselves and their kids. Hit them where it hurts.

I hate it when I find a song that has a beautiful and harmonic intro, and then does a 180 and switches to white people quality rap. It just ruins the whole vibe the intro gave.

Wants to go to sleep early bc I'm starting get sleepy already by noon:

Also me at 2am:

Hmmm, funky gay ship

Context: a bottle of mayo and mustard in the shelf of relatively cheap wine (999ft = 2.50€)