I'm Reminded Of A Common Interpretation Of Kayfabe In A World Which Is Long-aware That Professional Wrestling

I'm reminded of a common interpretation of kayfabe in a world which is long-aware that professional wrestling is choreographed, from legendary wrestler Johnny Valentine:

""I may not be able to convince you that professional wrestling is real, but I can convince you that I am."

I do not want my fantasy media to be realistic. I want my fantasy media to be convincing.

Due to a typo I accidentally created the perfect beard drag name the other day: Chick Norris

Someone needs to adopt it purely because you know he'd hate it

Internet kids these days dont even know chuck norris. They dont even know him and his joke

As a child I wanted to be a detective more than ANYTHING, out of a combined love of solving puzzles and a deep and burning passion for justice to be done to those who hurt others (and yet I still somehow wouldn't be diagnosed with autism until my 30s) and then I learned that in order to do that, you had to also be a cop, and my interest in being a detective died a quick death

fucking sucks ass that detective is a subtype of cop or always some type of law enforcement. a detective should be someone who is a master of disguise, a weirdo, socially maligned, and hated by the police. he should solve the cases using his ultra specific knowledge about geography, linguistics, human biology, and cigar ashes

I really hate to tell you this but if you live in a state where it's not safe to be trans and your response is to buy a gun instead of move then you are proof that you are not immune to propaganda

Love how we all know who this is talking about without even having to mention her name

"celebraties aren't activists" so close. actually speaking against an ongoing genocide doesn't make you an activist it makes you a human with basic sense of empathy and awareness