I Am Def Stealing All Of These For Future Use Thank You

I am def stealing all of these for future use thank you

the whole squad

Guy. What is humor. I’ve been crying laughing at this for like five whole minutes. The Pinnacle™️ of comedy.

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I just discovered that if I drink a carbonated drink and hold it in my mouth it sounds exactly like my dog when she’s sniffing at something

Owl City is, in every possible way, like if a lava lamp was a sound

Srsly though

me, begging, tears in my eyes: please. please just tell me what the book is about. the plot. please

a book annotation on the cover, unfazed: A Subversive Masterpiece. A Deep And Touching Story. The New York Times Bestseller. Go Fuck Yourself