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Time For Crab

🦀 time for crab 🦀

it is time for crab on tumblr, but not time for crab in my life. yet.


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full metal activist

Lil ungrateful bitches

why do mosquitoes have to leave itchy bites. cant they just drink blood w/o ruining my day, like i have a lot of blood, u can have some, this is just excessive

person who will lose their job: the guy who had to try and steer a massive cargo ship with no power in a sandstorm

person who should lose their job: the guy who decided to build a cargo ship longer than the suez canal is wide without considering the obvious corner case (or more likely, the guy who dismissed the possible corner case as unlikely and the profits worth the risk)

You’re right

Hating men does not equal the rapes, beatings, and murder they’ve done to us

But we’re trying to take the high ground

Hating men is not:

- Progressive

- Inclusive

- Intellectual

- Open-minded

- Helpful

- Justifiable

Hating men is:

- Sexist

- Cruel

- Unnecessary

- Prejudiced

- Harmful

Friendly reminder for the next time you spew hate at an entire group of people because of something they can’t control.

I used that line as a jump rope..

thin line between intuition and mental illness


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