My Friend Is Casting Spells And Performing Druidic Chants On This Fuck Ass Dog Rn

My friend is casting spells and performing druidic chants on this fuck ass dog rn

murderbot's primary combat tactic is to go up a wall. that's its favorite move. no one ever sees it coming, man. its second favorite combat tactic is to body tackle entities in the face. nothing on or off the planet is funnier than murderbot fighting like a flying squirrel

dude, if I had a thing for Neil Josten I would be deeply embarrassed too. Like I understand Andrew at another level because if there was a dude and every single thing about him was a red flag and he was weird and cagey about the most random shit and was also prone to swinging wildly from flight to fight with no real predictors of which at any given time and I still wanted to h*ld h*nds I think I, too, would probably go nuts. Like cool, here he is, the love of my life, a literal trash fire we found in the literal dumpster. Thinking about it makes me angry in Andrew’s stead genuinely fuck this guy

"Never trust a straight man with yuri."

-Plato

Popped down to LA this week so I could retrace Jean's steps in TSC, walked away with a sunburn I can't even feel & some 280 pictures, ha. Whenever TSC comes out I'll post a few scattered pics as helpful visuals <3 Was gonna say something else but got distracted staring at the pics so I guess that's that for now

forgot that you can’t add a video to reblogs, but here’s the final cut of my Gandalf Big Naturals cosplay