Are You Still Abusing Your Cat

are you still abusing your cat

i pick her up and bash her into walls. she loves it

Did you know since it’s an audio medium there’s no canon character design?

no but im serious imagine you're cain and one day your brother is being a brat. he's usually a brat but today he's worse than ever. right? and so you hit him. hard. and somehow it kills him. you didn't know this would happen, you've never seen death before, you had no way to predict that just like that, your brother, your best friend, would be gone. and then you're banished to walk the earth for all eternity. all your children, and your children's children, and their children, all of your blood will be cursed to be monsters. your house collapses on you, killing you with the same things that killed your brother.

my dealer: got some straight gas 🔥🤪 this strain is called “into the unknown”💀 it’ll have you making a pilgrimage in a place between our world and the next 💯☝️

me: yeah, whatever. I don’t feel shit.

five minutes later: bro I swear I saw the beast following us through these mysterious woods that I don’t remember entering

the highwayman: I’m the highwayman

People keep asking me if I’ve seen that gay pirate show and I’m like YES! I love it.