Cellbit Is So Cassandra-core Right Now

Cellbit is so Cassandra-core right now

yknow what this stream really needed this. maybe qjaiden and qcellbit are going to be at odds any day now but they also watched qfoolish get pregnant with alien dna and scare someone with birth so i dont think anything can break them now

Being married in minecraft makes you a better impostor, apparently!!

Cellbit is completely aware that cucurucho likely knows he is lying, but he is HOPING he doesn't know

THEY HAVE 1 THOUSAND DRILLS AND TUBBO IS NOT AFRAID OF USING THEM

Qcellbit is such a funny little character with the most tragic hilarious insane backstory EVER like

• His name is probably not cellbit and he probably did't have a name prior alcatraz because he has called "cell" because of the cellphone he used

• he was in a war/Hunter games thing with imortal grim reaper deamon badboyhalo at 15 old for some reason

• he as sent to possible life-time in prison on alcatraz witch is weird becase A. brazilian law does NOT have life-time sentences the Max you can be jailed for a Crime is 40 years (i mean people can be more time in jail then that on brazil but that inst the foucous) B. Its very clearly inspirade by the american prison BUT that dosent make sanse to be the american prison becase tazercraft boys did their crimes on brazil and ware send to alcatraz anyways witch means that there is a brazilian alcatraz in Fernando de Noronha

• he EATED pac's leg off screen (its a retcon but whatever) with only his mouth a kitchen knife and a dream and he eated the WHOLE leg

• he was 18 in the events of fuga impossível witch means that A. The age of criminal responsability in brazil in this universe is 16 not 18 B. He was in juvie and after his 18 birthday he was send to alcatraz almost instantly

• he hooked up with other men in prison (cof cor guaxi cof cof)

• he was a Cook on prison and would get mad at people for talking bad about it

• after years on prison he got to make VARIOUS comercials with THE great axé singer Ivete sangalo (a singuer that Beyoncé showed admiracion)

• with the ads being canon, the movie "internet, o filme" is also canon and a know ex-canibal was on a movie with a bunch of brazilian Internet celebrietys

• he made a tharapy so intense that he could make peace with the guy he KILLED (felps) and the guys he tormented(tazercraft)

I love him