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So, @justinroiland I’ve had the image of Stan sucking off a pickle in my head for months and I didn’t know what to do with it until last night when a line of dialogue just set itself into place. 

I don’t think Rick likes being manipulated, Stan will probably pay for that. 

Rick craves companionship.

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Once in a while, Rick drops the bullshit and acts like a human being. What's it going to take for him to drop the bullshit permanently?

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“The Leper’s Favourite Sister.”

This is what you get when you spend a week listening to the KoH soundtrack, crying over both fictional characters and people who lived and died over 900 years ago. You get a muddle of art with no context, set in Medieval Latin Jerusalem. That’s what you get.

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Baudouin IV d'Anjou, King of Latin Jerusalem and Seductive Head Inclination

Baudouin IV d'Anjou, King of Latin Jerusalem and Seductive Head Inclination

Hi! Just wanted to pop in and say thank you for doing the Lord’s work. It’s really hard to find good, quality content for this tiny little fandom, and your blog is like a life line ;) I keep coming back just to laugh my ass off at whatever new, absurd thing you’ve posted. So congrats on 50+ followers! Here, I think this’d be better suited to your blog than mine (that is if you wanna post it, ofc 😊:)

Hi! And aaahhh 🥰😍 Thank you so much for your kind words and your awesome, AWESOME art!!! How could I NOT want to post that (with your permission, of course)? (You even included GarfieldReynald!!! 😍😍🤣)

Seriously:

And let me tell you, it makes me ridiculously happy to hear that you like this blog and the strange ideas my mutuals (chiefly @princessofburntcells and @acerinzler) and I come up with! Thinking about it, though, I have to admit that the posts to this blog have got more absurd over time 😅😂

Again: Thank you so much, this absolutely made my day 💛 I hope you have a lovely day as well!

“When I was sixteen, I won a great victory. I felt in that moment I would live to be a hundred. Now I know I shall not see thirty. None of us know our end, really, or what hand will guide us there. A king may move a man, a father may claim a son, but that man can also move himself, and only then does that man truly begin his own game. Remember that howsoever you are played or by whom, your soul is in your keeping alone, even though those who presume to play you be kings or men of power. When you stand before God, you cannot say, ‘But I was told by others to do thus’, or that virtue was not convenient at that time. This will not suffice. Remember that.”

The King and the Sultan’s Daughter

So I watched this little, near-forgotten film Kingdom of Heaven… and when I say it ripped my heart out, it bloody well ripped my heart out and stomped on it (may have sacrificed it to the Gods as well). So excuse me while I chuck my emotional baggage up on the ‘make an oc and make it better’ bandwagon, but my sweet, leprous darling deserved better.

Bonus:

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Merle showing you he really loves you would include :

(Woooo more prompts! Woooo Merle 😍 Hope it is as requested and you all like it :3 Gif not mine/found it on google/credit to the original owners.)

-Him always setting up your place to sleep right by his side wherever you both end up, fluffing up your pillow for you and just giving you the blanket if you need it, often surprising people when they’d check up on him

-Him having grown a habit of always putting his hand before you, guiding you to stay behind him so he can protect you from any danger, only to be unable to stop smirking when you’d cling onto him

-Him more than often asking you if you’ve eaten yet whenever he’d come back from a run or as he’d see you after you were both apart for the day, only to scold you to go eat when you admit that you haven’t, clearly worried over you

-Him standing up for you whenever someone messes with you or bothers you with their flirting too much, telling them to back off or they’ll have to deal with him and such, making you feel once again protected

-Him just pulling you to sit by his side in the car or ride along with him on his bike whenever you’d all travel, simply showing you that he needs you

-Him having a habit of always teasing you or making all sorts of advances on you, from just pinching your nose or cheeks or tickle you after saying some lewd words, simply wanting to make you laugh and smile

-Him often telling you to stay safe when he has to leave, giving you a rather lingering touch and gaze before finally going, only to always come back and give you a playful kiss to try and calm himself

-Him going down on you quite often, always teasing you about how he loves your taste and just spending his day groping or saying lewd things to get you turned on, gladly having sex with you wherever and whenever

-Him surprising you with a sudden hug at times, not saying a word and just holding you for a while, wanting to thank you for loving him, only to end up groping your ass to try and hide how emotional he is getting

-Him being willing to go along with your ideas whenever you’d suggest to him, surprising everyone with how easy it seemed for him to do so

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Yondu Udonta being gentle would include :

(Woooo more prompts! Woooo Yondu ☺️Hope it is as requested and you all like it :3 Gif not mine/found it on google/credit to the original owners.)

-Him trying to be polite and hand you his jacket whenever you’re cold, reassuring you that you can keep it for the meanwhile and surprising everyone with how genuine he seems

-Him trying to be sweet with you and just offering you whatever flower he can find, only to end up surprising you as he gladly gives you the perfect trinket

-Him patting the seat for you to sit near him, only to inch closer and reassure you that he’s fine with you falling asleep on his shoulder, only to surprise you as he even strokes your hair while at it

-Him carefully holding you or your hand or foot as he checks on your injuries, surprising everyone with how tender he seems and genuinely worried about you

-Him gladly teaching you how to use his arrow and taking his time, even feeling your lips and having some fun with you while at it, only to be teased by everyone for him having a soft heart for you

-Him giving you a kiss before he leaves for a job trying his best to reassure you that he’s all yours and that he’ll be back, making you laugh with how insistent he is about it even pulling you to him

-Him picking you up easily as he gets you to bed when you’d fall asleep on the ground with the others, doing so to keep you safe and of course to himself as he sets you in bed with him

-Him cuddling you in the night or morning just to reassure you that he’s by your side, making you laugh as he snuggles more into you and just wants to spend the rest of your time like that

-Him often looking right into your eyes as he takes his time to make love to you, surprising you with how affectionate he truly is and how much he seems to want to feel and touch you

-Him groaning and denying it when Peter mentions how different he is with you, only to stop as soon as you step in and ask him what’s going on

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Favorite NPC in Skyrim

 ↳ Sassmaster Athis

Athis, Estlin and Torvar. Estlin and Torvar are bickering again and Athis is just…. so tired. XD

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GUYS

GUYS

GUYS

I had a terrible idea that almost made me cry and now I'm gonna break your hearts as well!!

What if part of the reason Heinsenberg is so hellbent on killing Miranda is because, not only did she ruin his life, but because she took his S/O? Like hear me out on this ...

▪︎WARNING: MENTION OF DEATH AND POSSIBLE SPOILERS▪︎

So Heisenberg and his S/O obviously met because Mother Miranda. S/O was part of a group that were outsiders staying in the village inn while traveling.

Anyways, Heinsenberg and his S/O are inseparable now. He takes them with him everywhere, family meetings included. They are his world. His everything. And everyone knows it.

Everyone has seen him rip Lycans apart with his bare hands, smash others into a paste, and turn people into pin cushions with various metal objects, all in the name of protecting his S/O.

Mother Miranda doesn't like that Heisenberg has softened in certain aspects. She also doesn't like that he puts his S/O before her plan.

How DARE he put some lowly human before her darling Eva!

So she waits. She waits until Heinsenberg fucks up. Fucks up so bad his S/O is left by themselves.

She is also lowkey jealous asf because why should anyone be allowed to be happy when she can't be happy with her Daughter. It's not fair.

So when Heinsenberg voices his opinion on something and actively goes against Miranda, that is the final straw. She is tired of his rebellious attitude. Good children listen to their mothers.

His S/O has actively warned him about acting up. Warning him that his actions have consequences. But he rarely listens. Nothing will ever harm his S/O while he's around.

Honestly, his ego is hard to get past and thats what costs him his world.

So when his S/O goes out to the village to get things for that nights dinner Miranda strikes. She snatches them and takes them to her secret laboratory. (Where chris finds Mia)

When they don't return as the sun starts to set, Heisenberg starts to panic. He just knows something happened. The sudden sinking feeling and pit forming in his stomach fully cements the dread.

All the metal near him starts to vibrate and swirl violently. And it wasn't until he starts to leave the factory does he run into Miranda.

His S/O is slung over her shoulder and her face is cold and cruel. She glares at him and throws his S/O at his feet as if they were mere trash.

"Remember boy, I am your mother. Your loyalties lie with me and me alone." And with that she turns into a bird and flys away.

Heisenberg would drop to his knees with a heavy thud as their body VIOLENTLY convulsed and they're foaming at the mouth. They're body is littered with cuts and bruises and what looks like an half assed implanted Cadou.

"No no no no no no no no!!! That fucking bitch...she can't...i-i...I'm gonna save you kitten/babe/princess/prince/sunshine"

His S/O's last words are something like "this isn't your fault...I love you" or they try to hold a conversation as this man is violently sobbing. Their voice is slowly fading with each word.

They'll cup his face and smile one last time as the convulsions start again, this time way more violent as their body is rejected by the Cadou.

If his S/O is male, they start to shift into a Lycan and he ultimately has to bring himself to kill them with his own hands to save them the horror of being a mindless beast lead by bloodlust.

If his S/O is female, he watches the light leave they're eyes as they cry tears of blood as the Cadou ultimately mangles their body.

Either way, this man is destroyed both mentally and emotionally. Not only was his free will and life taken away from him, now his lover died in his arms.

Heinsenberg will tell himself it's his fault and whisper broken apologies between broken sobs and hiccups as he rocks back and forth with their body.

His pained howls will be heard far and wide. The lycans, and Urias, will howl out with their master at the loss of his mate.

They'll get a grave at they're favorite spot. It's under a lone tree behind the factory with an elegant metal statue made in they're likeness.

Heisenberg will visit it everyday for hours. He talks to the statue. Tells them about whats going on with the lords and updates them on his plan to slowly kill that bitch Miranda.

There are times he'll visit the grave and there are flowers or even other trinkets that represents the other lords sneaking or even the lycans leaving random things there.

His Lycans, mainly Urais, have found him asleep under that tree one too many times. Hell, even some of the lycans sleep under it. Even if they're mindless beasts, they still knew that they're masters mate was a gentle soul that even they liked to have around.

So after the fight with Ethan when Heinsenberg dies, Ethan stumbles upon the grave and understands right away. He may not understand what his S/O saw in him but he will put something of Heinsenberg next to the statue.

When Ethan turns his back he will hear Heinsenberg's laugh accompanied by another one and will feel two hands pushing him forward with a gentle "bring that bitch down and save Rose."

I’m not like my siblings.

HeisenWinters • May 2021 •

HeisenWinters • May 2021 •

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