Its Funny To Me That Shen Yuan Who Flirts With Every Man He Ever Met Is The One Who "I'm Not Gay But

Its funny to me that Shen Yuan who flirts with every man he ever met is the one who "I'm not gay but my husband is" and is extremely homophobic at himself in his head while he's getting fucked

While Shen Jiu who hates all men is the one who would say "That's Mr Faggot to you" while flipping someone off even though he wouldn't touch dick with a twelve foot pole because it's unfortunately attached to a man

i find the hc that shang qinghua's pre-transmigration name was also shang qinghua hilarious for multiple reasons. like first of all why would he do that. ur telling me his heehee inside joke self-insert oc was the fucking rat murder man???? the truest reflection of himself was some guy whose only personality trait was being a traitor??? and he made him serve his ideal man for like ~30 yrs before killing him off like it was nothing??? name a duo more iconic than a shitty porn writer and their unaddressed childhood drama that they deal with by making poor writing choices.

SECONDLY it is well established that the name in itself is a homonym for "attend tsinghua" which is fine and dandy for a one-off two-bit villain's name but is crazy to give to your own CHILD. like as shitty as airplane's parents were are you really telling me they looked at their newborn child, back when their marriage was still somewhat stable, and were like "let's give him the name "Goto Harvard." holy shit no wonder hes such a trainwreck, he was doomed from the start.

YES!! MA’AM!!!

SQQ: Oh, I don’t want to be killed by the protagonist so I guess I have to give him medicine and take care of him.

Me: Sounds good, solid plan.

SQQ: Maybe I should protect him from his bullies and teach him proper martial arts.

Me: Yep, that’s great.

SQQ: I’ll move him to the room outside my bamboo house and make him my most trusted disciple.

Me: Might be a bit overkill, but by now, he’s probably not gonna kill you.

SQQ: I’m going to save his life and die in his arms while giving him a heartfelt speech.

Me: Wait, wha—

SQQ: I am going to fuck him to save the world.

Me: …

SQQ: I am going to live happily ever after while being married to him.

Me: Wow.

SQQ: Wait, I think I have feelings for him.

Me: YOU THINK?!

"JC should have defended WWX and the Wen remnants-" babe he has no political capital right now. He's rebuilding his sect from the ground up after a war. He's been locked out of the Venerated Triad. He's the youngest sect leader. How could he have defended them and not doomed himself and his sect all over again.